[in trying to find a way to help Sheen defeat a zealous karate practitioner who wants to usurp Sheen's position as "The Chosen One"] There's only one way to help Sheen train.
[in front of a dojo] A tutor?
Why don't you just make me take piano lessons while I'm at it?
[The Dojo head, Master Hong, answers the door]
Dude, aren't you a little old to teach kung-fu?
MH Master Hong
[calmly, holding out a pebble] Snatch this pebble from my hand.
[sarcastically] Snatch the pebble… too easy! [gets slammed around by Master Hong] You're hired!
LS Lead Shangri-Llama Monk
[of Sheen] To the Chosen One! Long may he put his leg behind his head!
[last lines during the bloopers]
Relax, Jimmy. It was probably just a case of mistaken identity... [Carl opens the door on him, knocking him out] Ow!
[cuts to Jimmy failing to catch Cindy Vortex from the bad guys]
[cuts to Yoo Yee practicing his moves]
YY Yoo Yee
I am a flying boy, so graceful. Surely you're all jealous! [as he is about to kick, he gets injured and hits the camera's lens]
[cuts to Master Hong following Sheen the rules]
MH Master Hong
Put your leg behind your head.
[lifts his feet, and pulls his foot by accident] That's gotta hurt in the morning! [laughs] Moving On!
[cuts to Jimmy walking into the workshop]
[pulls his hair off making him bald] Okay. [everybody laughs]
Aw, cheer up, Jimmy. Hey, after the game, you wanna come over to watch Wizard of Oz ? I love those little Munchkins. [Jimmy glares at him] What? What'd I say? Man, you dinky guys are so touchy.
You guys have no idea what it's like to be the short guy. [dramatically] It's like…it's like…
Uh, you're not gonna sing, are you?
[Reading a message about the Vomitorium] Do not go on this ride if you have a bad back, bad neck, or hate puking.
This is a nightmare. How am I going to clean this house if I'm six inches tall?
I know, these are dark times, Sugarbooger. But look on the bright side. We finally got a jumbo-sized TV!
[Goddard flies into the living room]
[to Jimmy; sharply] James Issac Neutron, are you responsible for this?
You know, Mom, we could waste precious time assigning blame.
Now, listen Neutron, you'd better…
[impersonating Mrs. Vortex's voice] Cynthia Vortex! Come over here and help your mother clean up Humphrey's extremely large poopy poo-poo.
Oh, just make us big, Neutron!
Hey, Jimmy, how long do you think we're gonna be small?
As long as it takes me to build another resizing ray. In the meantime, everyone in Retroville will just have to go on with their lives.
Hmm… I wonder what that will be like.
[The space bandits have captured the citizens and are taking them on the McSpanky's ship]
Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!
At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.
[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.
They've turned it into a spaceship.
[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]
[Jimmy rolls his eyes]
Hi, Mr. Alien Man, I am your conscience.
T Travoltron
Hey, cool-- voices in my head.
Um, Zix-- he thinks you're a jerk. And you have stinky feet and you're ugly and I bet he's not even going to get you a birthday present.
T Travoltron
No birthday present?
For the last time, Travoltron, I do not want a manly hug.
T Travoltron
Oh, yeah? How about a knuckle sandwich, you no-present-giving casazich!
[impersonating Zix's voice] But I still think Tee is as dumb as a post.
[After returning home to Earth and Jimmy returning everyone and himself back to their normal size…]
[standing on a podium] Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've all learned something in the past few days. Size is not important. It doesn't matter if you're big or if you're small. So be happy with who you are.
MQ Mayor Quadar
For saving the citizens of Retroville from a life as toys, we award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to James Isaac Neutron. [gives Jimmy the trophy]
[pulls Jimmy down from the podium and stands on it] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! May I just remind everybody this was all Neutron's fault?!
MQ Mayor Quadar
Oh, the loud girl has a point. [takes the trophy out of Jimmy's hands] Chainsaw! [A man cuts the trophy in half with a chainsaw] For reminding us that this was all Jimmy's fault, we present half of the Retroville Trophy of Honor to Cindy Vortex.
[The crowd cheers as Cindy is presented the main body of the trophy while Jimmy receives the legs, to his dismay]
[last lines]
This baby gonna hurt you, fool! Hurt you bad!
T Travolton
This is totally embarrassing!
I am not a baby. I'm a ruthless intergalactic mastermind!
I think someone needs a nap! [closes the lid on them]
[narrating] There we were, running for our lives from our best friends and family. How did this happen? It all began on a normal day at school.
[after Libby turns off the radio] Libby, did you just turn some music off?
[turns slowly to Jimmy; also smiling creepily] Hello, Jimmy, I'm happy to see you. Did you watch "The Happy Show Show" last night?
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