The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1
Great flipping toadstools! Real monsters! We gotta destroy them! Quick go get some angry villagers, some torches, garlic, silver junk, and a beautiful red-headed woman named Tessie!
We don't need a beautiful red-headed woman named Tessie.
Speak for yourself.
Hey, I don't want to drink blood anymore.
Yuck- me neither.
Huh. I've lost all desire to consume human flesh.
Hey, I can speak in complete sentences. Now, where's my scary little Sugarbooger?
[holding a plate of banana balls and prune puffs] Right here, you monster. Who's up for banana balls and prune puffs?
[Everyone expresses in disgust]
We want candy.
We never got to go trick-or-treating.
And we left behind all our candy when we changed into monsters.
I bet it's gone by now.
No candy on Halloween? That is scary.
Don't worry. I can fix that.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, introducing… The Lake Monster! [slideshow shows a photo of Cindy posing in her swimsuit at the beach]
Carl, Sheen, to the lake! [cut to Carl screaming as they're at the lake] You gonna keep doing that?
I'm sorry, Jim. I just have some bad associations with this lake.
Everyone has something they're afraid of Carl. For me, it's the crawl space under grandma's house. For you, it's a stupid lake!
What happened here, Carl?
Well, two years ago, I came here with my pet turtle, Snappy. [Flashback to two years ago; voice-over] He was my best friend, but I was allergic to him. [his cheeks swell up due to his allergic reaction] So I had to release him right here on this beach. And ever since, the lake has filled me with feelings of nausea, blind terror, and then more nausea.
Hi-ho, students! We have a new foreign exchange student joining us from Backhairistan. Please welcome Bolbi Stroganovsky!
Hello fellow learners! Call me Bolbi! I pretty much like you!
Hello! We were just seeing who wanted to run for...
I run! I fast!
No, Bolbi! It doesn't mean run around the room. It means run for office of class president.
Oh! I do that too.
What's up, y'all? If I'm elected, I promise you 15 minutes of funk every day! Can you handle that?
Tell it, sister! [kids cheer]
Can we afford funk, ev-er-y-day?
We will also start wearing uniforms... [kids groan] From the hottest fashion designers! [kids cheer]
AAAAAAHHHHH! [gets down on his knees to Miss Fowl] Cindy gave me a dollar to vote for Libby! Sheen was blackmailing me with a photo! Jimmy was playing the best friend card and using scantily clad women!
[angrily glares at Jimmy, Sheen, Cindy, and Libby; The three whistle while Cindy checks her nails] It looks like some of our candidates have been found guilty of bribery, blackmail, and MURDER! [class screams] Sorry, not murder. I meant operating a zeppelin on school premises. Anyway, they're all illegal campaign activities, which means Jimmy, Sheen and Libby are disqualified!
Alert! Alert! You're all outta step!
Danger! Danger! Poor ball handling.
Say, Jimmy, you're not going to stomp on Carl's dreams again, are you?
Oh, that's okay, Sheen. Now that I've had some fudge, I feel much better.
You look better.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Carl. I just didn't want you to be disappointed by impossible wishes like, well, like I was.
What do you mean?
Well, two years ago, I wrote Santa asking for a core sample from Dwarf Star NG738. [Flashback to Christmas morning, two years ago when he enters the living room; voice-over] I wanted it more than anything ever. When I opened my presents on Christmas morning...no dwarf star. [back to the present] That was the saddest day of my life. [Sheen laughs] Sheen, what's so funny?
Isn't it obvious, Jimmy? You were just naughty that year!
What are you talking about?
Well, wasn't that the year you almost destroyed the Earth?
No, you guys are missing the point.
Jimmy was naughty! Jimmy was naughty!
The North Pole?
Am I dressed for it? No!
Okay, but an Easter Bunny was real, right?
What a cool guy. Too bad he didn't have enough time to deliver presents to our house. Or did he? [leaves his room and heads downstairs to the living room and opens his Christmas present] My dwarf star! [reads his note from Santa] "Sorry it took so long. I had to let it cool for five years. Love, Santa." Of course! I should have realized.
Good morning, Jimmy. Merry Pule. Funny, it doesn't look like Pule. It looks... just... like... Why... Why, it looks just like Christmas!
[Vortex residence; Cindy and Libby have been given lumps of coal for showing the footage of Jimmy accidentally scrambling Santa's atoms and wanting the world to hate him for putting Christmas in jeopardy]
A lump of coal?!
Do me a favor-- the next time I suggest we humiliate somebody, DON'T LISTEN!
This is dumb. The only female I've ever been attracted to is Madame Curie, the mother of modern radiology-- in a purely platonic way, of course.
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