[to spaceship as Cindy flees from the water fountain] I said, I'm not thirsty!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You've gotta help me, Jimmy! If you don't, I'll have to ask complete idiots to help me and you know how unreliable they are!
Halt, criminal!
Don't feel bad, Jimmy. You tried your best. It just wasn't anywhere near good enough.
Just as I thought! Gentlemen, our Ultra Lord thief.
They're using Ultra Lord as a Nut-Cracker!
I know I've said this a few times before, but this is my greatest invention ever! The Neutronic Sick Patch! Guaranteed to get you out of school for the day!
[Vortex residence; Cindy goes under acupuncture, wearing her bathing suit and covered in needles]
Relax, Cindy, only 678 more needles to go.
[Wheezer residence; Mr. Wheezer has put Carl in a plastic bubble]
[laughing] This is the same plastic bubble my father put me in for 14 happy years! Hey, there, Bubble Boy!
[Folfax residence; Mrs. Folfax is holding a jar up against Libby's forehead with a wasp inside]
FMrs. Folfax
Relax, Libby, baby, it's only a little wasp. Your great-great-great grandmother used wasps to cure everything!
[moves, releasing the wasp] Then why don’t you dig her up and let us sting her? ...I'm sorry, Mama.
[Estevez residence: Sheen is sitting on a chair upside down as his dad grinds pepper up his nose]
Alright! The old "pepper up the nose" cure! I love it! Bring it on!
[playing the ukulele] ♪ You're my Honolulu Lulu! Lulu! Like a little cockatoo in a tutu! ♪
[Jimmy gets calls from his friends as his sick patches dissolved into their skins]
[in her bathing suit in her room] Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Hey, Jimmy, my patch pulled a Houdini! Doesn't it rock?!
Cure me or face the consequences!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUBBLE BOY!
Okay, okay, settle down! I can fix it! Carl, Sheen, sneak out and meet me in the you-know-what.
We've reached our destination… [sniffs] the stomach.
[seeing toys in the stomach acid] Man. [sniffs] Carl eats a lot of junk, doesn't he? Hey, Carl! You're supposed to play with the toys in the Silly Meals, not eat 'em!
I know, but they always look so colorful and chewy!
There's a germ! I have to extract the mitochondria before it gets away! [grabs the germ and it starts shrieking] I have a very bad feeling about this.
[As Jimmy cures everyone with vaccines, they all return to school]
[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.
[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!
[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]
Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?
[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.
NDNick Dean
[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.
It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!
YYentl
Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.
EEveryone
NO!
[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!
[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!
[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[Everyone scrambles out of the classroom screaming, leaving only Mrs. Fowl and Yenti in the classroom]
I think they LIKE you!
What is this? Insect repellent? A compass? Toilet paper? These frilly luxuries will just weigh us down.
Hugh, are you sure you know what you're doing?
Don't forget I was an Acorn Lad! I remember everything I ever learned like the song we used to sing! [singing] We are the Acorn Lads, something, something, the Acorn Lads.
Come on, Goddard!
[Goddard runs out of the house and towards Jimmy but Hugh stops him]
No, no, no, no. [gives Goddard to Judy] No technology at all on this trip.
Our camp! Our equipment! Everything's gone!
We're doomed!
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