No one with a genius IQ should have to scrub floors to pay off a clown… how long does this go on for?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Forever! Trust me.
Jimmy! Wake up! Time for school.
Better activate bedroom android. [activates the Jimmy Android as Judy enters his room]
JAJimmy Android
Morning, Mom. Be down in a minute. I love you. You're the best mom in the world.
James Neutron, go to bed right now, and I mean you! Not the Jimmy Android that says nice things.
Boy, moms are smart. Good night, Goddard.
[landing on the ground and hops out of his rocket after giving an announcement to all of Retroville for not making anymore candy] No more candy, no more problems. What are they gonna go? Riot? [to his surprise in shock, an angry mob shows up, rioting at him]
CCrowd
[chanting angrily] Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son but, that candy is just too darn good.
[holding up a sign saying, "We want candy now!"] Don't talk! Chant! [resumes chanting]
Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
People, listen to me! It's only candy!
I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!
Good idea, go for his tiny legs! CHARGE!!
CCrowd
ATTACK!!!
[The angry mob starts walking closer to Jimmy, threatening to hold him down]
Goddard, chopper mode! [grabs onto Goddard's tail and hovers in the air]
Oh, no you don't, mister! Grab him! Get him, right now! Pull him down!
Goddard, plot a course for the most deserted place in town!
[as Jimmy is hiding out in the Candy Bar to avoid the angry mob] Well, look who's here. Mr. "I'm-going-to-invent-the-best-candy-in-the-world-and-put-the-Candy-Bar-out-of-business".
I'm sorry, Sam. I didn't mean to. I didn't know my candy would be that popular.
That's what the guy who invented underpants said! Anyways, you better skedaddle. That angry mob's gonna be here any moment.
How do you know that?
I called them. What do you expect? I've gone broke here! [the angry crowd chants "Candy! Candy!" from outside the Candy Bar] Uh-oh. Rhythmic chanting. That's a bad sign, yeah.
Oh, what am I gonna do? Think, think, think.
I have heard your pleas! I give you! A very endless supply of the greatest candy in the entire world!
[The angry mob boos at Jimmy as he shoots his new candy at them to fly overhead.]
What's that supposed to be?
The rare Punching Plant of Melbore 9, as seen in UltraLord episode 64, "Attack of the Salad Fixin's"!
Looks like a boxing glove glued to a fern, if you ask me.
Well, nobody asked you! Anyway, what have you come up with that's so wonderful?
I researched plants' responses to musical stimuli. This one got two hours of classic R&B a day while this one got two hours of Yodelling to the Oldies.
Sheen [pointing to the one that got two hours of Yodelling to the Oldies]: That one looks dead.
[shakes her head sadly] It never had a chance.
No truck-driving in the hall!
Confiscate! Must confiscate! I’ll take this roof, young man! You can't have it back at the end of class!
Drop the toaster and run for it!
Gah, but I wanna see the big lady. And it's not just a toaster it does waffles too!
Hugh!
Is that you, Ernest Abercrombie?! Where is your homework?! It was 28 years overdue!
Listen to her roar of terror!
No, that was my belly. I never ate breakfast or lunch, remember?
If you think you're gonna be the hero here, Neutron, you are sadly mistaken. [holds out some seed pods from Jimmy's plant in her hand] These seed pods from your plant, prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.
Ooh, finally, dinnertime! [swipes the seed pods out of her hand]
NO!
[eats them] Mmm, oh, these are, mmm… [grows into super massive size with green skin]
Whoa… Carl's huge!
Hey… Hey, this is kind of cool! [laughs] I can see my house from here.
I can fix him! I just need to get another toaster!
Uh-huh.
And you guys need to… uh, get that DNA Ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach. Good luck, see ya, bye! [runs off]
We gotta what?!
You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella and whatever they were serving for lunch in the caferteria on Thursday! Goddard, hit it!
[Goddard plays town-saving music]
Hey, Jimmy, I've been meaning to ask you something.
I know, I know. Why am I carrying two lunches? Because of that bully Terry Finster! This way, after he steals mine, I still have something to eat!
Actually, I was going to ask you who would win in a fight between Big Foot and a Komodo Dragon, but your question's good too.
[to Terry, holding a brown paper bag] Oh, sorry Terry. I only brought one. I'll tell you what though, after I'm done, I'll put some ketchup on the bag and you can eat that.
TTerry
[mimics game buzzer] Wrong answer, Nerd-tron!
[to Jimmy] Just got a phone call from Terry's mom! Did you two have a little spat-a-roo?
Hugh, the talk?
[clears throat] Once upon on time, a boy sparrow said to a girl sparrow, "Hey, nice feathers! Can I buy you some millet?" Well, the girl sparrow…
You know what, dad? I would really love to hear the rest, but I'm having a small emergency, bye!
And when he got to her nest, he was alarmed to find out that her mother was a cantankerous old crow!
Hugh!
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