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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[to Carl] You've exceeded the number of llama stickers on your lunchbox!

[nervously] I know...but I... I have a special permit.

Up against the wall! Spread 'em!

[to Jimmy] Okay, Neutron, you're outta control! I'm making a citizen's arrest!

I want a public defender!

I... I want my music!

[cries] I want my mommy! [whimpers and then smiles] And some fudge!

[to Goddard] Red alert, Goddard! This is not a drill! This floor is on lockdown!

Ultra Hall Monitor says "none shall pass"! [bell rings, the kids run by, running him over]

[rolls dice] 7! [chuckles] Your llama is sucked into a volcanic sinkhole, where flesh-eating bats will nip at his screaming face. [eats popcorn]

Sheen, there aren't any volcanic sinkholes in Llama's Day Out!

Maybe that explains why I'm not having fun. [eats popcorn]

[Enters] Hi, Carl. I ran out of chemicals mid-experiment and I know you got a chemistry set for your birthday?

[rolls dice] 11!

Hey, you can use my chemistry set, Jim. [He gets his Mama's Boy chemestry set down from a shelf.] Oh, the potato's not included.

Uh, that's okay. I assume it comes with a few cc's of ethyl mercaptin?

Uh... no.

Well, I can work around that. How about some, uh... dimercural sulfonative?

Uh... yeah...? No.

Tritium nitrate?

I've got salt.

Oh, Pukin' Pluto! How's a guy supposed to make a four-dimensional Hypercube molecule without access to the complete spectrum of inorganic chemicals?!

Welcome to my nightmare. [eats popcorn]

[Jimmy rolls his eyes.]

[Walks over carrying a leaflet] Here you go, Jimmy. Check out this leaflet from inside the box.

[reading leaflet] "Also try our Ultra-Deluxe model. Contains every element from aluminum to zirconium." Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! [suddenly blue, sighs] Aw, who am I kidding? I don't have any money, and my birthday's three months away.

[eats popcorn] Ah, quit procrastinating, Carl, for I'm not - forget it! I'm rolling for you right now! [rolls one die and piece of popcorn] 1! [chuckles] And Carl's llama falls down. Down into the sulfurous mud pit! How the snake god will be pleased!

Hey, how could you roll the one if there are two dice?

Huh? Oh. Yeah... [Picks up the die and popcorn; suddenly grabs throat and chokes.] Someone get me the jaws of life!

Cindy! Libby! Have some cake and goody bags!

No thanks, Mrs. Neutron.

Do you have any carrot sticks or maybe some antacid?

WMr. Wuggles

Kid, clowns and balloons don't make kids happy, moms and dads don't make kids happy…

Uh if you need me, I’ll be reflecting on how fortunate I am to have such forgiving parents bye-

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