Wait, we can't go yet. We've got to be sure no species will ever be forced to play this game again.
GFGorlock Father
But Meldar has been destroyed! We saw it!
I'm afraid he's only been temporarily disrupted.
[Everyone else agrees]
Wait. Listen. Absolute power like Meldar's has to be focused through some sort of matrix generator. If we can find that generator, we can shut him down for good!
BBrain
It's madness. There's no hope!
There is if we combine our talents. Meldar kept us weak by forcing us to compete. But together, Brain, Needlehead, Gorlock, and human, can team up to cancel his show permanently. Who's with me?
AApril
I am with the Earth boy! Who's up for putting "Intergalactic Showdown" out of business?
[Sheen volunteers for the school chorus]
[singing badly] HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE-
Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.
Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Now, let's talk rehearsal schedule, man. Tuesdays, I have my action figure support so that's no good for me. Mondays…
Oh, dear. I better explain. Um, Sheen, amigo, I'm afraid you won't be joining the chorus.
What? You're rejecting me?
Now, now, now, don't take it personally. We needed an alto, and well, you're a… You're a…
You're a terrible singer!
Miss Fowl! You see, Sheen, your voice… Um, how shall I put this?
Your voice scares small children!
Miss Fowl, please! Look, Sheen, as chorus master, I know talent…
And that's what you have: no talent! [Principal Willougby is about to burst] I'm done.
Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. You people don't think I'm a very good singer, do you? [Miss Fowl's about to say "Yes" but Principal Willougby covers her lips] Then you have silenced a precious talent! From this point on, I, Sheen, shall never grace the world with song again! [He storms offstage but then rans back to them] But if you guys change your mind, call me anytime.
[Sheen volunteers again disguised as Mario with a mustache]
[singing badly] HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE...
Please let me in the chorus! [Miss Fowl rips Sheen's fake mustache off his face] My voice grows on you!
So do liver spots, but I don't make you look at them! [cracks up laughing]
Now, Miss Fowl, that's not funny. [begins laughing] Okay, that's a little funny, but you know…
I've got half a mind to report you!
Half a mind? No wonder you can't sing! [he and Miss Fowl burst out in laughter as Sheen storms out the auditorium] Oh, we are so fired. [Miss Fowl looks shocked]
[Cindy, Libby, Nick, Butch and Miss Fowl all rebuke Carl after their Twonkies transformed into rampaging monsters and attacked any type of musical harmony]
Your Twonkies attacked us in babycize class!
Those things are a menace!
Just when I was learning to love again!
Guys! This isn't the time for blame. If it were, I'd be saying things like "I tried to tell you" and "Why didn't you jerks listen to me?" Now all your stories have a common theme.
No! Music! Harmonic patterns causes the Twonkies to morph into hostile beasts and attack the source of the sound. We've got to shut down all the music in town before the rest of the Twonkies hear.
You can't stop the music!
FFlippy
Thanks for making me look like Pinocchio after a bar fight.
All right, all right, all right. So maybe you don't look perfect, but the important thing is nothing will ever hurt you again. [a group of Twonkies run by and attack Hugh, then falls off along with Flippy]
FFlippy
Hey, Braveheart, hand me my leg, will you? The other one.
Miss Vortex, thank you for joining us, you're ten minutes late!
Fellow choristers, due to a dangerous situation too complicated to go into now, this rehearsal is canceled! Now I know how painful this must be for all of you…
[The choristers cheer, and leave the stand]
[The Mongro Twonkie smashes windows to various stores.]
FMs. Fowl
Not Sid's Sheet Music!
Not Ventriloquist Dummies R Us! Hey, what's that have to do with music?
Actually, I threw that one.
[singing to the Mongro Twonkie to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] Totally singing, totally singing, totally singing, right in your face! You smell like a monkey, a disgusting monkey, you're totally funky, go take a bath! [the Mongro yawns]
It's working! Sing something else!
[sings to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"] Oh, I'm singing to a monster in mid-air! I'll be singing to a monster in mid-air! Oh, I'm feeling so dejected, from the chorus, I'm rejected, but I'm singing to a monster in mid-air. [imitates a radio DJ] Okay, we're gonna bring things down a bit with one of my favorites, and I hope it's one of yours, too. Home, home on the range! Where the frogs and the wolverines dance! And the cowboys say "nope" to deodorant soap, and the--[the Mongro falls asleep]
[Outer Space; Jimmy and his friends are flying back home to Earth in their Astrocar after playing mini golf on planet Mercury]
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?
Thanks, Carl… [drinks the whole bottle] but we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.
Hey, hey, how about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?!
You're right, Jimmy. Thank you… [pause] for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
What is your problem, Vortex?!
I don't have a problem! What's your problem?
Oh, I think you do have a problem! [arguing in unison] You know what the problem is?!
[arguing in unison] No, I'm not the one with the problem, Neutron!
[eating a sandwich] It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [belches]
Oh, this space travel is giving me a zit! I need vanishing cream.
You just can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
Oh, oh, yeah? You wanna go right now? [holds his hand, challenging her to an arm wrestle]
[After passing through the Van Patten Radiation Belt and crash landing back home to Earth, Cindy has been given the ability of super strength, Sheen has the ability of super speed, Libby has the ability to turn invisible, Carl has the ability to make sonic burps, and Jimmy's skin has been turned orange and his hair green]
I think I see what happened. You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
And you just turned orange? How lame is that?
It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
[sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. [laughs along with the girls, making Jimmy cringe angrily]
Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on, pick up the pace.
Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo- we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.
Why didn't I think of that?
You mean… become superheroes?
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.
Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow.
[All stack hands]
Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as: The Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
