That '70s Show · Season 7, Episode 13
“Can't You Hear Me Knocking” · Season 7, Episode 13
In this episode: Michael Kelso (4), Eric Forman (3), Steven Hyde (3), Fez (2), Red Forman (1), Kitty Forman (1)
I'm spending the day ice fishing. [puts on hat]
Well, I'll come with you. Grab a fishing stick for me!
[takes off hat] I don't wanna go.
What? Why not?
Because I don't want you to go.
[mimics loading a shotgun] BURN!
Really. I mean, Kitty, you'd hate it. It's cold and boring. And we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails.
The only thing that could ruin today is if the Russians set off that Russian death ray that’s pointed at the White House. No, seriously. I read about it in a magazine.
Kelso, that was “The Flash,” and it is a comic book.
I love comic books. I wish I had thought bubbles. [pause] So, you see anything?
Kelso, the Russians don't have a death ray. But they do have a stupid ray, and it's pointed directly at you.
[picks up the phone] No, the Russians do have a death ray, and I'll prove it. Oh, operator, uh...give me the White House.
Kelso! ...I'm not allowed to make long-distance calls without permission.
Oh, awesome! I'm on hold and they're playing that theme song to the President.
Hail to the Chief.
Oh, thank you, Eric. But I'm trying to enjoy the President's theme song.
[The guys get paranoid about the authorities after Kelso accidentally threatens the White House]
Good job disposing of all the evidence you guys.
You better take this serious, Eric. We have a lot of evidence to dispose of, even more than we had at the Pink Floyd concert.
Yeah, there is a lot. Without all the smoke machines and lasers...this is just a punishment.
Man, I never thought I'd say this...but I wish there were more people to share this with.
[Later...]
This is our third circle and it hasn't calmed me down at all. ...I feel almost more suspicious than before!
I don't wanna get sent back to my home country. If I return in shame, I will get stoned! And then, they'll throw rocks at me!
Everybody just settle down. Okay...SETTLE DOWN! YOU ARE ALL LOSING YOUR MINDS! WHO IS YELL—WHO IS YELLING?! We all...just need to...keep...calm. [hears someone knocking] THAT'S THE DOOR! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Guys, we are making too many mistakes. We need to sit down, and figure this out!
[Later in the circle...]
Okay, this is starting to feel like work, man. The feds have ruined the circle. The circle sucks. That's right, I said it.
Hey. This circle is the only thing that's keeping us sharp! If it weren't for the circle, we'd have no idea that the feds were surrounding us, putting bugs everywhere, watching our every move! [whispering] So I say "Thank you," to the circle!
I just want everyone to know...[pulls out lightsaber] I'm prepared to fight my way outta here.
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