Kelso, Eric and others in “Can't You Hear Me Knocking”

Kelso

The only thing that could ruin today is if the Russians set off that Russian death ray that’s pointed at the White House. No, seriously. I read about it in a magazine.

Eric

Kelso, that was “The Flash,” and it is a comic book.

Fez

I love comic books. I wish I had thought bubbles. [pause] So, you see anything?

Hyde

Kelso, the Russians don't have a death ray. But they do have a stupid ray, and it's pointed directly at you.

Kelso

[picks up the phone] No, the Russians do have a death ray, and I'll prove it. Oh, operator, uh...give me the White House.

Eric

Kelso! ...I'm not allowed to make long-distance calls without permission.

Kelso

Oh, awesome! I'm on hold and they're playing that theme song to the President.

Eric

Hail to the Chief.

Kelso

Oh, thank you, Eric. But I'm trying to enjoy the President's theme song.