We can't compete with a bunch of cars. Wheels are like bosoms to men... and a car has four.
“Oh, Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')” · Season 7, Episode 18
In this episode: Kitty Forman (2), Michael Kelso (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1)
[Fez takes a bottle out of Kelso's baby bag.]
Don't touch that! It's breast milk!
Breast milk... from real breasts? [looks at Donna's chest] What don't they do?
[Kitty sees Red surrounded by girls in bikinis at the grand opening of his muffler shop]
OH, MY GOD!
There goes the fun.
Well, I hope you’re happy, Red Forman, because we are leaving! [to Hyde and Jackie] You two, get your A-S-Ses back to the car! [to the girls in bikinis] You two, get your B-O-O-Bs off my husband!
[Later, Kitty berates Red for his behavior in his car]
How could you, Red Forman?! Steven stayed with Jackie, but you went off and gave my funnel cake to those whores!
I was just trying to have a little fun!
Oh, yeah?! Well, you can take your fun and shove it up your—
[Red honks his car horn to block out Kitty's cursing]
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