Donna, you're so sweet for letting Jackie live here with you while her mother is...[pauses]...you know.
Whoring around Mexico?
Donna that is not fair...[pauses]...I think she left Mexico.
“No Quarter (a.k.a. Jackie Moves In)” · Season 5, Episode 20
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Steven Hyde (2), Michael Kelso (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1), Donna Pinciotti (1), Kitty Forman (1)
[learning Eric is selling his albums for money] You know, it occurs to me, that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Well, it occurs to me that possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Keep up with the smart-mouth, and my foot'll be nine-tenths of the way up your ass! [leaves]
You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened to Put in My Ass. Chapter One: His Foot. I'd buy that!
[singing along to Anne Murray] "And even though I ain't got money, I'm so..." who am I kidding? After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey. Must you mock me, Anne Murray?
Kelso, because of your pantie shenanigans, I'm banning you from the circle. I hereby ban you! I also hereby eat your burrito. [takes burrito from Kelso]
Hey, Hyde. You're not the boss of me! ...Alright. But you can't tell me what to do... shoot. Well, at least I'm still my own man. ...No, I'm not! [gets up and leaves the circle]
What do you suppose Jackie and Donna are doing in the room right now? Combing each other's hair? Applying moisturizer to their "all-overness"? Oh, to be a fly on that boob.
All I know is I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity was actually for only six-and-a-half weeks. Life's more complicated than one of your simple little ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray? Anne Murray. What do you know about hard times? [scoffs] Canada.
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