That '70s Show · Season 4, Episode 21
“Prank Day” · Season 4, Episode 21
In this episode: Red Forman (3), Eric Forman (2), Michael Kelso (1), Steven Hyde (1), Fez (1)
[Red is doused with oatmeal because of a botched prank on Kelso]
Dad, this is just a prank that's gone wrong. Horribly...horribly wrong!
Well, I have a prank too...one where my foot doesn't plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [gets closer to Eric] horribly, HORRIBLY... WRONG!
[Red serves Kitty's lasagna to Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez]
[enters dining room] Ah good, all the half-wits are here. I wanted to let you know that I'm going to get you. You won't know where, and you won't know when. But it will hurt. And you will cry. And I will laugh. And...did I mention it will hurt? Very good.
[The guys try to pull a prank on Kelso that ends up backfiring]
Kelso, you were supposed to come in through the side door!
What?
Eric, I need you to take out the–
[A bucket of oatmeal dunks on Red’s head as he walks through the side door]
What the hell is this?!
Eric did it because he hates you!
Hyde!
Forman, every man for himself! [runs away]
Dad, this is just a prank that's gone wrong. Horribly... horribly wrong!
Well, I have a prank too... One where my foot doesn't plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [gets closer to Eric] HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY... WRONG! I can’t even think of a punishment big enough for this! But trust me, it’s going to be awful! The kind of thing that Harry Truman might order to end a war! [walks upstairs]
Guys... who’s Harry Truman?
He invented electricity, dumbass.
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