[The guys try to pull a prank on Kelso that ends up backfiring]
Kelso, you were supposed to come in through the side door!
What?
Eric, I need you to take out the–
[A bucket of oatmeal dunks on Red’s head as he walks through the side door]
What the hell is this?!
Eric did it because he hates you!
Hyde!
Forman, every man for himself! [runs away]
Dad, this is just a prank that's gone wrong. Horribly... horribly wrong!
Well, I have a prank too... One where my foot doesn't plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [gets closer to Eric] HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY... WRONG! I can’t even think of a punishment big enough for this! But trust me, it’s going to be awful! The kind of thing that Harry Truman might order to end a war! [walks upstairs]
Guys... who’s Harry Truman?
He invented electricity, dumbass.
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