That '70s Show · Season 3, Episode 8
“Jackie Bags Hyde” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Steven Hyde (2), Donna Pinciotti (2), Jackie Burkhart (2), Eric Forman (1), Red Forman (1), Kitty Forman (1)
Look, I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don't have a chance. And yet you keep thinking that I have an interest in you and you have a chance.
Wait! Did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance?
Okay, you know what: you forced me to do this. I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku.
My heart aches with pain. [Jackie smiles]
When I see you, I vomit. [Jackie's smile drops, looking stunned]
Die away from me.
[enjoying herself from the couch] Ouch!
Sayonara. [goes to basement room]
[stunned] Donna....never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. Why would he want to hurt me like that?
Because you're stalking him, Jackie.
No, really, Donna!
[Red is making good progress with his barbecue war against Bob]
Well, we've gone through three batches of Ambrosia salad.
Three batches! Not since D-Day has there been such a complete and glorious victory. [laughs. Donna approaches] Oh uh, hi Donna.
Well I hope you're all happy, cause you ruined my Dad's barbecue. All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out that his store was closing and he's going bankrupt.
[surprised] Wait? What?
Yeah, Bargain Bob's is closing this week so....congratulations. [walks away]
Oh my God, I feel so bad.
Well you should, you ruined his barbecue. Why would you do that?
Wha...me? You coulda, you -
Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran.
Ok, fine. You know what. Fine, it's all my fault. But Dad you, you gotta make everyone here go next door.
Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. They are our neighbors, they are our best friends.
Yeah, I suppose. [addresses guests] All right freeloaders, let's move it on over to Bob's! [everyone starts to leave] Eric, grab that keg.
Ok, I'm on it. [tries to carry but the keg wouldn't budge]
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