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That '70s Show · Season 3, Episode 1

Young Eric, Young Kelso and others in “Reefer Madness”

[Flashback]

I am so baked! I think. No, yeah I am... I think.

You know guys, I've been living my life all wrong. All I ever thought about was school. Studying, reading, homework... well, that's over! Thanks, Hyde.

Hey, man, don't thank me. Thank my mom. If she hadn't have passed out, I couldn't have raided her stash.

You have the best mom ever!

Hey, guys, you know what? Yesterday, I was wrestling with Donna, and I felt her boob! It was beautiful... and squishy.

Squishy... Hey, guys! I had this dream that I was kissing my English teacher. And when I woke up, I was stuck to my bed. [chuckles]

Kelso, man, that's not normal. You could die. ...Hey, isn't your English teacher a guy?

Yeah. ...No, I meant my Spanish teacher. She's a girl. Man, what's in this stuff?

Hey guys. I'm having the best time ever. I think. No, yeah I am.

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