Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Fear my barbarian punch! Rah! This is just what I needed, Ice Cream Kitty. An ice cream/pizza/cartoon party extravaganza! Uh! Pizza wrestling time! Take that!

[Mikey starts to wrestle while making a mess. While having fun, Mikey doesn't realize that he just completely make the mess all over the house. The others arrived.]

Mikey! What have you done?

Uh, hey guys. This isn't what it looks like. I was studying barbarian fighting techniques.

You trashed the place.

I did not!

[The pizza from the ceiling, falls on top of him. Mikey takes the pizza off and sees that he really trashed the place. Leo, Donnie and Raph, having a white eyes as fire in the background can be seen, are now annoyed and angry with Mikey for yet another of that mess.]

[enraged] THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU’VE MESSED THE PLACE UP IN A WEEK.

[Leo yelled at Mikey while he and the other two glared furiously at Mikey. It wasn’t long before Raph shoved a mop to Mikey and bellowed at him very loud.]

Raphael

[harshly] CLEAN UP NOW!!! AND AS FOR YOU. [Ice Cream Kitty angrily yowls and throws ice cream flakes at his face. And Raph grabs her roughly and furiously throws Ice Cream Kitty into her freezer.] AH! AND STAY THERE! It better be spotless by the time we get back. Some ninja. You're just a big screw up!

[Mikey looks at them leaving, April stands there for a few moments, watches Mikey with a sympathetic expression on her face, before she leaves. However the others, save for April, don't realize that these words deeply hurt the youngest turtle. Heartbroken, Mikey stares at the place, upset, hurt and sad, because his brothers and Casey disrespects him. He picks up his stuff for another place to leave.]

I'm such a problem for them? Fine! I was just having fun. But I'm not gonna stay where I'm not wanted.

ICIce Cream Kitty

[Meows]

Ice Cream Kitty, tell the others I'm running away. I'll walk back to New York if I have to.

ICIce Cream Kitty

[Meows]

I'm sorry, my little friend. April will take care of you. Mmm.

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Raphael

Father?

Sensei.

My sons.

You're back.

I can't believe it.

How I have missed you, my sons. And the rest of my family.

Just don't try and eat my face anymore.

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Don

Are you kidding!? You do one awesome thing and you can't even remember how you did it!!?

Donatello, be glad that Michelangelo's tomfoolery yielded the gift that it did. You must find all the humans and turn them back.

Raphael

We don't even know where they are.

I think I do. They were taken to Dimension X by the Kraang. I see them in my dreams. Millions of people, trapped there.

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Oh my gosh. Guys, this is even worse then I thought. Shredder's mixture- it's not an explosive.

Raphael

So what is it?

I think he's working on a mind-control serum. If it works, he could use it on Karai or us or every single person in New York City.

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They saw something, but they don't know what.

JJoan

[on TV] And that "something" seemed to be four human-sized mutant turtles.

At least she doesn't know they're ninjas.

JJoan

[on TV] And they appeared to be carrying ninja weapons.

Or that they're named after artists?

JJoan

[on TV] Furthermore, they may also be…

[turns off the TV, annoyed] Oh, doesn't she ever shut up?

[angrily, turns on his sons] How could you all be so careless!? Secrecy is the most important rule of the ninja, and you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!

Raphael

[shocked, enraged] What!? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us! We got slimed with toxic puke!

[angrily] Silence!

But, Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous.

Which means we need to be out there looking for him.

[angrily] No! Until I decide I can trust you to watch yourselves, you will remain here, grounded! [storms off as The Turtles disappointed at this.]

TTurtles

[groans]

Oh, yeah. Crognard marathon.

[Throws his staff at the television set] And no TV!

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[he and April are doing practice] Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?

Nuh?

[cut to Raphael playing with his action figures in his bedroom, Michelangelo walks by]

Huh?

Raphael

[angrily turns red] Mikey! Get Out! Out! [He throws his action figure in Mikey's face, but fails]

Nuh?

[Raphael continues to playing with his action figure]

[cut to Donatello busy typing a keyboard for retro mutagen for Karai in his lab]

I'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retro mutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write The deoxyribonucleic acid of-

[groans]

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TSTang Shen

I was raised in Fukuoka but my grandfather is Chinese. I moved here to be closer to Yoshi. I've heard yokai are always hungry. That's why I made a meal all kapas love.

Leo

Kapa? What's a kapa?

TSTang Shen

Turtle yokai. And your favorite food is cucumber. At least that's what the legend says.

Mikey

Cucumber? Little know fact: Our favorite food is pizza. Hook a turtle up.

TSTang Shen

My grandmother told a story about a kapa who appeared as a young girl was fetching water. The kapa terrified her, but the girl always brought cucumbers with her to ward off yokai. The kapa was so thankful, it told of a great hurricane that would devastate her village. It saved her people.

Raph

That's right! And we wanna save you, Tang Shen.

Donnie

Which is why we kapa have come to talk. We also bring you dire news.

Leo

You can't leave Hamato Yoshi. He's a good man. Oroku Saki is evil.

TSTang Shen

No. Saki is a good man.

Donnie

If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk. Take it from us, the kapa brothers.

TSTang Shen

Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjtisu to raise a family.

That's not true. Splinter loves little Miwa. She's so cute.

TSTang Shen

I don't who I will choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.

Raphael

Follow your heart, Shen. You know who the better man is.

TSTang Shen

Please. Let me get you some more cucumbers.

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This is bad! We need Donnie for something like this!

Raphael

Unfortunately, someone made him dumber than himself!

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Donnie, you know how much this means to Sensei.

Leo, I'm trying as hard as I can.

Well try harder.

Try harder!? I always have to find the solution! You're leader, Leo! You find the answer! Or what about Raph!?

Raphael

I got the answer for you- Karai's a lost cause!

Don't say that, dude!

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Alright, Fugitoid, or whatever your name is, what just happened?

Raphael

This has got to be some kind of sick joke, right? [shakes Fugitoid] Right?!

[smacks Raph] Calm down, Raphael. First things first, I have a job to do. Now, please, I've got a ship to fly while you all stand about gawking.

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Dregg

I am Lord Vringath Dregg, ruler of Planet Sectoid, lord of all insect life in the universe, and bringer of your deaths!

Raphael

[Pretending to call someone] Ah, could you hang on a second? I just got a phone call here from someone named I don't give a flying-

[interrupting Raphael, Sarcastically] That's great! Thanks, Raph... Nice diplomacy there.

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Raphael

What... what just happened? We're actually alive?

I think we... we went back in time, about six months, based on where the Earth is in its revolution around the sun.

Six months? Then that means everyone's back? Including Master Splinter?

Yes, Leonardo, but only for six months, and then, the Earth is doomed once more. Apologies.

I get it. We stop the Triceratons before they ever get a chance to use the Black Hole on Earth.

Indeed. The Triceratons are spending this time searching the universe for the three fragments of the black hole weapon. Many years ago, the Utroms broke the machine into three pieces, hiding each fragment in the safest parts of the galaxy they could find. We must find them before the Triceratons find the fragments and reassemble them.

And if we mess up, we just time travel back, right?

No, no, no, no. A Black Hole prevents repeated localized time travel because even time is subject to its attraction. If we fail, Earth is lost forever. But on the bright side, whoever gets a second chance?

So why do you care, alien robot dude? Why are you helping us?

Raphael

Yeah, who are you anyway?

My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I'm a friend of the Utroms. It was Bishop who sent me, and plus, I've always wanted to see Earth.

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Raphael

So, um, Casey. You think, like a turtle can date a newt?

What!!? [Laughs]

Dude, you really got a crush on that salamander hottie? She's probably faster, stronger and a better fighter than you.

Raphael

Exactly. What a woman.

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What is it, Professor?

It's the Sol Star, the symbol of the Aeons, containing the power of life itself.

So it was hidden away and the world turned evil. I get it now. "When the Sol Star reaches the mountain's peak, the light of the Aeons shall illuminate all."

Raphael

Great. So what does that mean?

It means we put it where it belongs.

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Raphael

Uh, I don't know about this, Professor.

Well, the theory is sound. April will psychically project you into Michelangelo's mind.