Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

I'm trying to tell you, this isn't a weapon! It's a portal projector!

Donatello

Oh, yeah? Well how do we know you're not a Kraang?

That's why we brought you here, Kraang! He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too!

Kraang's, like, trying to destroy both our realities, dudes! We just don't know how. You gotta believe us!

That's why we called on you posers- I mean, turtles for help. Did I say posers? Oops.

Raphael

Posers?! You guys don't even fight with your weapons! And what's up with the initials on your belts? Lame!

I think I’m gonna like putting some more cracks in this imposter's shell. [points to 2012 Donnie] And you, Gappy, why do you sound so weird?

Donatello

[offended] Me, sound weird? Heard yourself lately?

Raphael

But what about Tokka? She was just trying to protect the fragment and Chompy.

Michelangelo

Then who's this hitching a ride on your shell?

Raphael

How are we gonna take down the black-hole generator if its invulnerable to everything?

Fugitoid

There is a way, but the entire Heart of Darkness must be destroyed. Not a single piece must remain.

April

What's wrong, Professor? I can sense you wanna tell us something.

Fugitoid

My friends, I must confess something to you. Something I couldn't reveal until you got to know we better as a humanoid, uh, android.

Casey

What are you talking about, Fugi-dude?

Fugitoid

You see, it was not the Kraang who invented the Black-Hole generator. It was...I who created it.

What!?

Leonardo

It can’t be!

Donatello

No way!

Michelangelo

It doesn't make sense!

Fugitoid

I originally developed the black-hole generator as an energy source. But when Kraang Sub-Prime offered a huge price to buy it, I gave in. I was greedy. I didn't care what they wanted to use it for. It was all about money, all about financing my research. And then I realized what a terrible mistake I made. I mean, seriously, come on! They're the Kraang!

Mikey

Dada, Raph. Way to stare down a giant space monster, dude.

Raph

Don't call Chompy's mom a space monster!

Donnie

Hey, I'm just glad she's back in space.

Leo

No doubt. One wrong sneeze, and she would've wiped out all humanity.

Splinter

Raphael, have you thought of what will happen when Chompy grows to full size? The Earth may not be big enough to contain him.

Raphael

I think Chompy is destined to return to the stars one day. But it's gonna be a long time before that happens.

Splinter

Join me, my sons. For tonight I have something special to share with you.

Young Michelangelo

Ooh. Presents, Sensei?

Young Raphael

Shh. Quiet, Mikey.

Young Donatello

Cool. I love story time.

Young Leonardo

I wanna know more about Japan, Master Splinter.

Splinter

Not tonight, Leonardo. I have told you before of how we all came to be together. But I have not told you everything. After finding you in a pet store one afternoon I bumped into a mysterious stranger. I followed him, only to have my curiosity...undermined. In the struggle that followed we were all exposed to a strange substance...changing us forever, turning us into very unique beings. Our journey together has not been an easy one. But it could not have happened without fate, courage, and great purpose. The world we live in is very dangerous. We have many enemies in the city above. My duty is to teach you all I know. One day, you will need to choose your own destiny. But tonight, I want to tell you the rest of our story.