April quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

April

Guys, hold up. Where's Raph?

Leonardo

Oh no. I bet he went to talk to his girlfriend. I've got a bad feeling about this. Yeah. We're in trouble.

April

I don't need to be psychic to get a bad feeling about this place.

Casey

I have a bad feeling, too. Like this is totally boring! I wish something not boring would happen!

Fugitoid

Okay, April. In which of the spheres have I placed your Tessen?

April

That one.

Fugitoid

Ding, ding! Excellent. Your psychic abilities are marvels waiting to be unlocked.

April

Thanks, Professor. How do you know so much about the human brain?

Fugitoid

Since it's the only part of my original body left, I have extensive knowledge on brain stimulation.

Donatello

April, you gotta reach Fugitoid.

April

Let me see what I can do. [Utilizes her telepathic abilities to enter Fugitoid's subconscious mind via emitting a yellowish psionic wave] Professor Honeycutt, it's me- April- your friend! You have to fight Overmind.

You will not take control.

April

You are Professor Zayton Honeycutt! You are a D-Hoonibian.

Fugitoid

Yes. I am Professor Honeycutt! I am back!

April

That world- it's radiating a strange power, like pure evil. We're flying into danger, Professor.

Fugitoid

Evil? Nonsense. This is Xaava-Dal, the most beautiful planet in the known cosmos. It is gorgeous down there.

Fugitoid

Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.

Casey

[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.

Donnie

Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.

Casey

My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.

Mikey

Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!

Raph

[furious] That's it!

Leo

Get off of him, man!

April

What are you doing? Professor, a little help?

Fugitoid

You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!

Mikey

He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?

April

What is it, Professor?

Fugitoid

It's the Sol Star, the symbol of the Aeons, containing the power of life itself.

April

So it was hidden away and the world turned evil. I get it now. "When the Sol Star reaches the mountain's peak, the light of the Aeons shall illuminate all."

Raphael

Great. So what does that mean?

April

It means we put it where it belongs.

Thank you. You saved us from ourselves.

April

Yourselves?

Michelangelo

The demons were the Aeons all along?

The Utrom entrusted us with the first fragment of the Black-Hole Generator for safekeeping. We Aeons had never allowed technology on our world before. Entranced by its immense power, we desired to know its secrets and hid away our beloved Sol Star, thus corrupting our world and us with it. Thank you, friends, for saving our world.

Take this. It is a tiny fragment of our Sol Star. It will bring you both luck and power.

April

It's beautiful.

Casey

Goodbye, glow-y dudes.

Casey

When did you learn to do that?

April

The Professor's training. The crystal fragment I got from the Aeons helps me focus my powers.

Who enters the realm seeking audience with Hidrala, supreme ruler of the Daagon?

Leonardo

Uh, greetings, Supreme Ruler. My name is Leonardo and these are my companions.

Michelangelo

What up? [Raphael hits him]

Fugitoid

We come bearing the sigil of the Utrom. We seek the fragment of the Back-Hole Generator that you have in your possession.

You may rise.

April

Thank you, Your Majesty.

The Utrom entrusted the fragment to me, giving Hidrala ultimate say over it. Are you truly worthy to claim a device of such devastating power? Who among you is leader? [Leonardo steps forward] You? You are a mere child. How are you worthy?

Leonardo

We may be young, but we have fought huge battles, saved whole planets! And on top of everything else, we saw the destruction of our world.

Donatello

We've been given a second chance to save Earth. We're gonna destroy the Black-Hole Generator.

Ha! It cannot be destroyed. Why do you think it was hidden away?

Leonardo

If you keep it, the Triceratons will find it. They'll tear your kingdom apart to get it.

If you desire the fragment, you must face Cthuga, an ancient beast that obeys only me. If you are indeed worthy, it will sense this and let you take it freely. If you are not, it will devour you whole.

Raph

I need some telekinesis.

April

Back at ya, Dregg!

Raphael

How are we gonna take down the black-hole generator if its invulnerable to everything?

Fugitoid

There is a way, but the entire Heart of Darkness must be destroyed. Not a single piece must remain.

April

What's wrong, Professor? I can sense you wanna tell us something.

Fugitoid

My friends, I must confess something to you. Something I couldn't reveal until you got to know we better as a humanoid, uh, android.

Casey

What are you talking about, Fugi-dude?

Fugitoid

You see, it was not the Kraang who invented the Black-Hole generator. It was...I who created it.

What!?

Leonardo

It can’t be!

Donatello

No way!

Michelangelo

It doesn't make sense!

Fugitoid

I originally developed the black-hole generator as an energy source. But when Kraang Sub-Prime offered a huge price to buy it, I gave in. I was greedy. I didn't care what they wanted to use it for. It was all about money, all about financing my research. And then I realized what a terrible mistake I made. I mean, seriously, come on! They're the Kraang!

Shinigami

Karai, I bring you the red-haired girl's tanto blade.

Karai

So, Splinter finally made April a kunoichi, eh? Kind of a shock.

Shinigami

Yes. She seems so frail and clumsy when you first look at her, like a silly red bird.

April

Well, this kunoichi tracked your butt down, Karai! What are you doing anyway!!?

Karai

None of your business! Just go!

Leo

We'd like to know what's going on here, too.

Karai

Leo, calm down! The brain-worm that was controlling me is gone. I'm not your enemy.

Raph

Oh? So then why did your crazy friend attack us!?

Karai

It was only a test to see her skills. Shinigami's an old friend from Japan. She was never gonna hurt you.

Shinigami

At least not permanently.

April

[draws strength from her mystical Sol Star necklace] She's telling the truth. That brain-worm thing is gone. They're not after us. They're after...

Donnie

Shredder.

Raph

So, what's up with the head gear, Princess? Daddy issues?

Karai

I want to rebuild the Foot. Bring back honor to a clan that Shredder poisoned for almost two decades. And when I finish, I'll destroy Oroku Saki and his empire, once and for all.

Mikey

Life isn't about revenge, sis. Come back to the lair with us. Master Splinter would love to see you.

Karai

No. I have to carve out my own destiny.

Donatello

Fine. We're leaving.

April

First, I want my tanto back. Now!!

Karai

If you want it back, take it from her. I mean, shouldn't be hard for a kunoichi, right?

April

Fine by me. I wanted a rematch anyway.

Donnie

Well, we're not gonna find 'em by G.P.S.

April

There's another way to track them.

Donnie

A telepathic scan?

April

Tracking mutants is way easier than tracking humans. I been practicing with my Aeon Crystal.