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Mikey quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

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Mikey

4th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012): in 99 of its 371 quotes
Most scenes with: Raph (64), Donnie (62), Leo (56)

Scenes with Mikey 95

Turtles, go! Get to your ship!

SCSal Commander

We’ll hold them off! Rokka Rokka!

Are you crazy?! What about your planet? Your people?

Go! Save your world! And Raphael, I will always love you! Rokka Rokka!

You loves me? Huh, she loves me!

Mikey

Uh oh! I know that look!

The planet itself is Magdomar, which translates as "planet of ever-burning fire."

Mikey

Couldn't we at least once go the planet of comfy pillows and endless free pizza?

How are we gonna take down the black-hole generator if its invulnerable to everything?

There is a way, but the entire Heart of Darkness must be destroyed. Not a single piece must remain.

What's wrong, Professor? I can sense you wanna tell us something.

My friends, I must confess something to you. Something I couldn't reveal until you got to know we better as a humanoid, uh, android.

What are you talking about, Fugi-dude?

You see, it was not the Kraang who invented the Black-Hole generator. It was...I who created it.

RMRaph, Mikey, Casey, and April

What!?

It can’t be!

No way!

It doesn't make sense!

I originally developed the black-hole generator as an energy source. But when Kraang Sub-Prime offered a huge price to buy it, I gave in. I was greedy. I didn't care what they wanted to use it for. It was all about money, all about financing my research. And then I realized what a terrible mistake I made. I mean, seriously, come on! They're the Kraang!

We'd like to know what's going on here, too.

Leo, calm down! The brain-worm that was controlling me is gone. I'm not your enemy.

Oh? So then why did your crazy friend attack us!?

It was only a test to see her skills. Shinigami's an old friend from Japan. She was never gonna hurt you.

At least not permanently.

[draws strength from her mystical Sol Star necklace] She's telling the truth. That brain-worm thing is gone. They're not after us. They're after...

Shredder.

So, what's up with the head gear, Princess? Daddy issues?

I want to rebuild the Foot. Bring back honor to a clan that Shredder poisoned for almost two decades. And when I finish, I'll destroy Oroku Saki and his empire, once and for all.

Mikey

Life isn't about revenge, sis. Come back to the lair with us. Master Splinter would love to see you.

No. I have to carve out my own destiny.

Fine. We're leaving.

First, I want my tanto back. Now!!

If you want it back, take it from her. I mean, shouldn't be hard for a kunoichi, right?

Fine by me. I wanted a rematch anyway.

I'm tired of training with kid gloves. No one's pulling punches out there. Why should we do it in here? (Pushes Leo away)

Raph!

Teishi, because you are brothers and your goal here is to train.

(groans) Sensei, why do you always stick up for Leo? I'm the only one who takes training seriously. The rest of 'em are just goofing off all the time.

(Raph throws a ninja star at Donnie's juice container)

(mimics) "No one appreciates me." Back on the "Everyone loves Leo" routine? Get some new material, you big baby.

Mikey

(Laughs)

Raph That's it! If you guys don't want to take this as seriously as I do, then I quit! I'm done! Through! Adios!

(Raph storms out of the lair)

How many times has he quit the team now?

Twenty-seven times.

You have a brilliant mind, Donatello. Yet you see a fire and try to put it out with gasoline. You are growing up, my sons, and you must become more mature. One day I will not be around to remind you of your foibles.

Is foible that dangly thing that hangs at the back of my throat?

Foible means "weakness of character," shell brain!

Master, you've made it through the worst of the worst. And we're never gonna let-

Everything isn't permanent, Leonardo. You cannot expect anything to last forever, even...family.

I've been having headaches and nightmares about space and other galaxies.

I don't see anything physically wrong with you, April. You're probably just adjusting to life back on Earth.

Mikey

I don't know, Donnie. My seventh sense tell it's not that. It's that freaky crystal she never takes off!

Mikey

Dada, Raph. Way to stare down a giant space monster, dude.

Don't call Chompy's mom a space monster!

Hey, I'm just glad she's back in space.

No doubt. One wrong sneeze, and she would've wiped out all humanity.

Raphael, have you thought of what will happen when Chompy grows to full size? The Earth may not be big enough to contain him.

I think Chompy is destined to return to the stars one day. But it's gonna be a long time before that happens.

Believe me, you won’t. [Is lifted off the ground by April's telekinetic hold] What is going on?

That's what we wanna know! Talk!?

I'm on a mission to destroy the one mutant who ruined my life: Tiger Claw, my brother!

Oh snap!

Mikey

Brother?

It is his fault we were mutated and then he turned us to a life of crime! He made me do terrible things to people.

Alopex, our sensei once told us: "Revenge just leads to more pain."

I want my brother to feel that pain! With these blades, I'll take more than his tail!

We're not your enemy, Alopex. Please. Help me lift the curse.

The only way is to use the blades against me or destroy the steel! But until I have my revenge on my brother, that will not happen!!

Master Splinter, you've been kind of distant the past few days. You've been meditating nonstop, and you're barely sleeping. Are you OK?

Leonardo, please. Let us not talk about me. Let us talk about you. Do you know why you are the leader of this team?

Um, yeah. Because I asked to be. You said it wasn't because of my skills.

I said that only to temper your ego at the time. I knew even when you were a small boy, that you would one day grow up to the leader of this team. And when I pass on, to be like a father as well.

"Pass on"? What are you talking about, Sensei?

Leonardo, if I can only impart one piece of wisdom that will remain with you forever: Remember, giving guidance to your brothers' and friends doesn't come here. It comes from here.

I don't get it. You're fine, Father. Is there something you're not telling me?

[The others arrive outside the dojo]

Mikey

Hey, Leo, wanna go visit Karai? Party at the Mutanimals crib, yo.

And you can come, too, Sensei.

Hmm. Perhaps I do need to get out of the sewers for a time.

[On the rooftops of Stockman Industries]

Karai, I'm so sorry.

There's nothing to be sorry about, Leo. I just want to thank you for finishing what no one else could.

You did it, brother! You ended the Shredder!

Whoa, Raph. Don't squeeze me so hard, Raph. I'm still recovering.

So, what are gonna do next?

Oh, I'm sure they'll be plenty of enemies to take Shredder's place.

Tiger Claw is still out there. The Foot clan isn't out of the game yet, dudes.

Mikey

Whatever evil emerges, we'll be ready... 'casue we're awesome.

That's right, Mikey, and we'll do it together. Right, Sensei?

April is this Kavaxas the new leader of the Foot?

I don't think so. I did sense that Tiger Claw summoned him because he's crucial to his plans, whatever they are. That's all I could get.

Mikey

I wonder what they're really up to.

TTatsu

You couldn't defeat me yourself, so you employed your freaks to fight for you!

What's he talking about, Karai?

TTatsu

Did my old student not tell you the story of poor Hattori Tatsu? I was born blind but with an acute sense of hearing. They say it me gave a sixth sense.

Mikey

Plan blackout was definitely not the way to go, dudes.

TTatsu

Shredder recognized this as a rare ability when all others mocked me. I used that prejudice in my favor until I became Shredder's right-hand: the Blind Swordsman. When this brat recruited Foot soldiers of her own, they attempted to eliminate me.

You did what?

Tatsu, I was arrogant but they have nothing to do with that.

TTatsu

Do not insult me with you platitudes, girl! Your friends will share your fate.

I kinda like you ticked off, Donnie.

Being ticked off isn't gonna help anything! It's your fault we blew it, Donnie!

My fault!?

Vizioso is a minor inconvenience compared to Kavaxas. How do we stop that monster!?

Tiger Claw has this seal that seems to control him. It's some kind of ancient magic. If we get it away from him...

Mikey

Maybe we could control Hothead. Then he could make us pizza, play video games with me, even clean my room!

(The other Turtles, Karai, and April glare at him)

All right, first things first.

Mikey! Are you OK?

Mikey

I made it out by the skin of my shell, Dude.

We better get you back to the Lair, pronto. You'll be okay, Mikey.

What do we do? Can they really bring back Shredder!?

We don't stop fighting, Karai. We take them all down. Tiger Claw, Kavaxas- All of them!

Mona!

[Runs to his Salamandrian girlfriend and the two lovingly embrace]

How I have missed you, Raphael.

[in a whisper] Yikes. I can't believe Raph has the hots for a big newt.

I know, right? He's got weird taste. [He nudges her to remind her that she shouldn't call the kettle black, seeing as how she's a mutant snake dating a Mutant Turtle, causing her to blush.]

SCSal Commander

We need your help.

A criminal Salamandrian is off hunting Utrom between here and Dimension X.

Mikey

Those poor Utroms. Who would be bad enough to do that?

The Newtralizer.

Yeah but we zapped him out of existence when we destroyed his teleportor.

SCSal Commander

No. He lives.

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