Mikey quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Raph

Mikey, you're alive! And you got sweet powers!

Mikey

Being alive is good and all, but the electrical powers are awesome.

Bishop

You must be careful, Michelangelo. Eventually your powers will burn out and when they do, they'll destroy you as well.

Mikey

Whoa. Like destroy, destroy?

Donnie

You know, Pugtaro wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't such an entitled little jerk.

Raph

Yeah. [yawns] The little loud-mouth just needs some discipline.

Kintaro

I can hear you, Turtle fool!

Raph

Whatever, Puggie. Roll over and get some sleep.

Mikey

[yawning] I'm right there with you, bro. My shell is tired.

Raph

[shaking Leo] LEO, WAKE UP!!!

Leo

Raph? It was a... dream?

Kintaro

No kidding, turtle dummy.

Usagi

You were controlled by Jei's magic.

Donnie

We all had the same dream. And when he destroyed us, we woke up.

Mikey

But why? Why's he messing with us like that? Not cool, yo.

Mikey

Leo! You're back, Bro.

We looked everywhere for you. We thought we lost you forever.

Raph

What happened to you? Last time we saw you that Mutagen Bomb went off.

It's all starting to come back to me; piece by piece. I remember. I... was there. I remember pushing you all to safety but I was caught in the middle of the blast. It mutated me into this horrible thing. But now, somehow, I'm back. Thanks to all of you.

Turtle Warriors. I was worried the Time Scepter wouldn't have enough power. Thank goodness, you're all okay.

Donnie

Okay!? What about April?

Raph

Yeah! She and Casey got turned into vampire zombies.

Leo

It's not just April and Casey. Look! I don't understand. How could this happen?

It's Savanti Romero. He's behind this.

Mikey

The evil time dude? I thought we got rid of that ugly, jerk face?

He escaped and it's kind of my fault. Let me give you the 711.

Raph

You mean the 411?

My boss, Lord Simultaneous, wanted to check up on Savanti when we banished him to the precarious period. He got the jump on me, and stole my emergency backup time jumper. All time masters have one in case we get stuck in the past. I was able to track him back here, but I was too late.

Leo

Uh...where did he get all those monsters?

He somehow recruited them on his trip through time, so he can rule the world.

Raph

You really are the worst time traveler ever! The worst!!

Mikey

Back off, bro! She needs our help! Don't worry, girl. I got your back. And front.

Leo

We have to find a way to stop this madness.

Donnie

What about April and Casey?

If my plan succeeds, your friends will return to normal as if none of this ever happened. All we have to do is-

Ah, Renet. I actually found you, but far too late. In a matter of days, this entire city will be infected, becoming my monstrous slaves! Then the future will belong to monsters such as I- Savanti Romero!

Leo

That's not gonna happen, lemon head!

I must thank you for finding the Turtles. Now I can destroy them and ensure my future!

Not if I have anything to say about it!!

Renet, I'll get you!!

Leo

Where and when are we, Renet!?

We're in Transylvania, in the early 13th century.

Mikey

Transylvania? Isn't that next to New York?

Raph

That's Pennsylvania, Dummy!

Donnie

Not cool. Transylvania is very haunted this time of year.

Mikey

Raph!

and my father. What will become of him?

Leo

We gotta follow.

This will completely depower my staff, but we gotta stop Savanti. For good!

Mikey

Don't worry, Esmeralda. We'll save your dad.

Donnie

No matter what.

Leo

Where are we?

We're in Germany in the year 1818. And that, Turtle companions, is Frankenstein's castle.

Mikey

Oh man. Frankenstein? We gotta take on Frankenstein, too?

Donnie

Not just that. We gotta save Raph and turn him back to normal.

Not to mention that the time scepter is running super low on power. And there...it...goes.

Leo

Come on, Team. Let's get to Frankenstein's castle and stop Savanti, then we're figure out how to get home.

I can't thank you Turtles enough. You were all groovy to the max. Awesome!

Mikey

Party on, Renet. You're the most incredible person who's ever lived in the history of living.

That's the second nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

Mikey

Wait. What was the first?

You'll have to wait until we meet again, Michelangelo. In the future.