I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.
I have a place we can go upstate- My old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.
Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.
Did you find your dad and little sister?
No sign of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.
MikeyWhat's gonna happen now, Raph?
For the first time in my life, I have no idea, little brother.
Mikey
I miss Master Splinter.
(Glances at his black-and-white picture of his former human self, Tang Shen and little Miwa)
Home for me will never be complete without my daughter.
The longer she's out there alone, the more she risks losing her humanity.
Mikey
We can help her. We just have to keep looking.
For all we know, Shredder or the Kraang have her.
No. I saw her only a few days ago, roaming the streets at night, but I was not in my right mind. I could not help her.
Mikey
Hmm, I do believe this plutonium should react flawlessly with the sodium bicarbonates. What do you think, Professor Ice Cream Kitty? Perhaps we should add this hyperbole solution to Donnie's Retro-Mutagen.
[sees Mikey] Mikey... HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SHELL?!?!?!
Mikey
[in a British accent] Pish-posh and tut-tut, my good man!
Mikey
Leatherhead!
RDr. Rockwell
Yes. The Kraang experimented on me, giving me psychic powers, and accidentally returning my vast intellect in the process.
(blows raspberry at Donnie, saying how he's smarter)
Rockwell's the brains of team.
[Meanwhile… The turtles are in Mikey’s room.]
Muckman's running on more than mutagen. Whatever garbage he's made up of directly affects our mutated DNA.
Mikey
Ugh, there's only one cure for Muckman fever. Crognard. [Splinter overhears it and, still mad at them, he confiscates the VCRs. Mikey kneels and groans in distraught. Donnie takes out his phone and the others watch as Joan reports the news.]
Mikey
So that means we can watch Crognard again, right?
[offscreen, throws a dagger and breaks Mikey's T-Phone] No, you are still grounded. [knocks each turtle with a hit. The turtles groan in pain, because this is not the reaction they've been looking for. April slowly tried to get away, but she was caught by him, realizing that she was next.]
Give it up, Leo. It's been weeks since we last saw her. When she poisoned us!
Yeah, Leo. If I can't find an antidote, we might have to let Karai go.
It's not that easy, Donnie. You should know.
Mikey
You're still hung up on April. Just a guess.
Sometimes you don't have a choice. You think about someone...a lot.
Mikey
Dudes, I'm never gonna have a crush on a girl! This Turtle is dedicated to one thing only: Ninja-ING!
TSTang Shen
I was raised in Fukuoka but my grandfather is Chinese. I moved here to be closer to Yoshi. I've heard yokai are always hungry. That's why I made a meal all kapas love.
TSTang Shen
Turtle yokai. And your favorite food is cucumber. At least that's what the legend says.
Mikey
Cucumber? Little know fact: Our favorite food is pizza. Hook a turtle up.
TSTang Shen
My grandmother told a story about a kapa who appeared as a young girl was fetching water. The kapa terrified her, but the girl always brought cucumbers with her to ward off yokai. The kapa was so thankful, it told of a great hurricane that would devastate her village. It saved her people.
That's right! And we wanna save you, Tang Shen.
Which is why we kapa have come to talk. We also bring you dire news.
You can't leave Hamato Yoshi. He's a good man. Oroku Saki is evil.
TSTang Shen
No. Saki is a good man.
If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk. Take it from us, the kapa brothers.
TSTang Shen
Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjtisu to raise a family.
That's not true. Splinter loves little Miwa. She's so cute.
TSTang Shen
I don't who I will choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.
Follow your heart, Shen. You know who the better man is.
TSTang Shen
Please. Let me get you some more cucumbers.
The Earth, Splinter, everyone- everything.
Gone. Lost in an endless gravitational pull of singularity.
Mikey
Holy pepperoni.
Watching your world fall into the singularity of a back hole is rather distressing. Can I offer you some coco?
Mikey
Dude, who are you?
My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt and you, my friends, are about to embark on a wondrous adventure.
This energy is really screwing up my readings.
[shoves past Donnie] So fix it, genius. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
That's right, I am. Which clearly makes you the stupid one!
Mikey
Ha! That definitely makes Raph the angry one.
I'm clearly the handsome one. Here, check it out. I got something for you. [holds out his fist; Mikey hits Raph's fist with his own, only for him to smack his helmet] Ha! You're the gullible one.
Mikey
[shoves Raph] I'm tired of you picking on me! Ever since we were little, you've been giving me shell wedgies, wet willies, and reptile rug burns, and-
Mikey, Raph, enough! We're on a serious mission here. So stop it!
Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.
[Donnie shakes his scanner around in anger to get it to work, but it shorts out.]
[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.
Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.
My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.
[Both growl at each other. Mikey gets between them.]
Mikey
Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!
[Raph tackles Mikey to the ground. Casey hits Donnie with his hockey stick and jumps onto his shell. Leo grabs Raph to get him off Mikey.]
[Raph gets out of Leo's grip and dodges Mikey’s punch, causing Mikey to hit Leo instead. April runs over to Donnie and Casey to stop their fighting.]
What are you doing? Professor, a little help?
[Donnie, Raph, Mikey and Casey continue fighting. Fugitoid shoots lasers by their feet, making them stop.]
You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!
Mikey
He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
