Donnie quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

[runs into the lair, panting] Guys! April! Sewers! Hurry!

Casey, what's wrong?

Are the Foot bots back?

W-we were on our way here, and next thing I know April starts acting freaked out, then runs off! She's gone!

Donnie

Wait, wait… You just lost April!?

Relax! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Like she was eaten by a giant sewer snake, or something.

Donnie

Let's go!

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What is going on here?

Donnie

Fungus!

Language, please! There's a lady present.

Donnie

April and Raph have been exposed to toxins found in certain types of fungi. The mushroom must produce it as some kind of defense mechanism.

Defense against what, being stir-fried?

[hallucinating them as giant cockroaches] I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out! I'M FREAKING OUT!

It's okay, dude. It's me, Mikey. (approaches Raph for a hug) Give your bro a hug. It'll make you feel better. Come on now. Where's the love? (hugs) Awww! It's right here between my arms!

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Donnie

[coughing] April, we need to get out of here! Take my hand!

HAHallucination-April

Don't touch me! Get away from me! You make me sick, mutant... weirdo!

Donnie

April… what's wrong with you?

HAHallucination-April

You nerdy 3-fingered freak, I hate you! You mutated my father! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

Donnie

She hates me. April hates me!

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[sees Mikey] Mikey. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. What the heck's happening to us, man?! [Mikey says nothing] Uh, you okay? [Mikey's head pops off and out comes cockroaches] I'LL BURY YOU, COCKROACH!

KEEP AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BRAIN JUICE!

STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAD!

Donnie

NO, LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE!

HAHallucination-April

What's the matter, freak, scared?! Maybe I should put you out of your misery.

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Splinter

A game? Don't you have mutagen to find?

Donnie

Sensei, we've beaten the Kraang and Shredder's top henchman. We could use one day to relax.

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Donnie

I'm sorry, Sensei. This is all the retro-mutagen I have left.

Splinter

I may not be human, but I am fortunate enough to have my humanity. Save Kirby.

[As Donnie leaves, he looks down at the black-and-white picture of his original human self and his late wife, Tang Shen, with their infant daughter Miwa between them.]

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Donnie

I'm sorry, Master Splinter. I wanted to change you back. But I swear, if it's the last thing I do...

Splinter

Do not fret, my son. I am content with what I have become. I have no place in the human world anymore. This is my home, and you four are my family.

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Donnie

I've been trying to reach April for hours! Hope nothing's wrong.

Something definitely is wrong, bro! There isn't a single pizza place in town that's pickin' up!

[His brothers groan]

Donnie

I'm serious, Mikey!

You think I'd joke about the pizza? You know me a little better than that, Donnie, to joke about the pizza!

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Donnie

Ralph, what are you doing?!

What’s going on back there?!

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We gotta move. Kraang Prime is stomping this way.

Raph!

Awe. I missed you, too, little brother.

Casey! I was scared I'd lost you forever.

No worries, Red. Your man is here.

Donnie

Not to break this up, but Leo is still out there.

What!?

Long story, Bro. Basically-

(A gravely wounded Leo falls in through the living room window)

Leo!!

Oh, Leo.

He's still breathing.

Dude, his shell is cracked.

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Donnie

I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.

I have a place we can go upstate- My old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.

Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.

Did you find your dad and little sister?

No sign of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.

What's gonna happen now, Raph?