[To the Turtles] You wretched reptiles. You'll pay for this.
Yeah. And bring cash. We don't take plastic.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Pan into the Channel Six news stations along perhaps with the sounds of Irma sobs)
Ohh!? Men are such beasts!
[pauses as Irma sobs] Is it Elliot, the new fella you just met?
Don't ever mention his name again! His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!
Irma, the problem is you're too eager. You'd never see me jump the moment a man calls.
April! Get in here!
Yes, Mr. Thompson, comin' right away!
Oh, brother.
Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!
Huh, did you hear that?
Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.
[The Turtles have just been beaten in a practice fight with Shredder whilst in Splinter's body.]
Oh man. He whipped our shells, but good.
There's something strange. I know sensei's fighting style. And that wasn't it.
Yeah. Do you know who it reminded me of?
LMLeonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael
SHREDDER?!
[extended scene]
[pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!
BBoth
Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!
[a bonk to the head has given him amnesia, so he believes that he is D'Artagnan] Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted, and damsels to be saved. And you Musketeers aren't even dressed. [throws clothes towards Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, who all catch them]
Uh, my fault guys. I left the costumes that April sent over in Leonardo's room.
Clever move, brainiac.
MSMaster Splinter
Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humour him by putting on these costumes.
Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus dude.
Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, ok? But I am not wearing lace with feathers and that's final.
Same here.
Ditto. [They are now dressed in the costumes].
I feel pretty stupid.
Same here.
Ditto.
[screams] It's Grybyx.
AIApril & Irma
Grybyx?
I still can't figure out this place.
It's like totally bizarro. Nobody knows who we are.
Hold it, guys. I just figured it out. The reason nobody knows us is we got our wish.
What wish?
Remember? Last night, we thought the world might be better off if we never existed. [points to the city out the window] Well, this is the world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
What do you mean we don't exist?
We've been transported to some alternate world. It's just like ours except for one important difference.
What's that?
We Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never lived. Why else would our best friends April and Irma run away from us?
Maybe it's our breath.
Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!
[covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.
That's Michelangelo.
That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
Oops, sorry.
Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag!
Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!
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