Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Turtles, in the Turtle Van, are surrounded by an army of Rex Clones]
RCRex Clone
Drop your weapons! [Draws his laser pistol] You are under arrest in the name of the Emperor Shredder!
Shredder. I should've known.
RCRex Clone
I repeat! Drop your weapons!
[Rex Clone fires a laser shot, and blows a hole in the bridge in front of the Turtle Van]
Forget it. We rather drop our bodies. Turtle Power!
[The Turtles drive the Turtle Van through the hole, and it lands in the ocean. Two of the Rex Clone robot look down at the water through the hole]
RCRex Clone
Emperor Shredder, there is no sign of the four Turtle criminals.
[watching everything on his viewscreen] Excellent! Excellent! The Turtles are gone at last! [presses a button on console] Emperor Shredder to all robot enforcers, proceed to Phase Two.
[gasps] It's security guards.
R1Rex-1
Are you in danger?!
Stay still, now hold you tongue.
R1Rex-1
Whatever your say.
No way! I'm not let out of this room!
Someone has reversed the seismic polarities. The Technodrome is sinking and I'm powerless to stop it. Shredder, this is all your fault. I'll get you for thiiiiisssssss.....
What a story. And the remarkable thing is, they were defeated by four half-teenagers and half-turtles.
Hey. And let's not forget one half-man and half-rat, huh?
Hey, I just realized something. I'm the only 100 percent human being in this place.
Aw, don't feel bad, April. Nobody's perfect.
[Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
Shredder, you bungling idiot. I should've known better than to listen to you. And another thing....Wait, what are you doing? STOP!!!!
Sometimes, I don't know who I detest more. The Turtles, or you?
Let's get him!
Turtle power!
Cowabunga!
[Krang calls Shredder just as he is about to defeat the Turtles.]
Come in, Shredder.
What perfect timing. I'm just about to destroy the Turtles.
Oh no you don't. I want that pleasure to be all mine.
What are you saying?
I'm saying let them go. I have the robot now and I intend to destroy them on national television.
I won't, I won't, I won't.
You will, you will, you will. Or I'll come looking for you in this thing. [Ends the call]
You never let me have any fun.
You don't understand. We're trying to save the world from an invasion by an alien brain from Dimension X.
CKClayton Kellerman
Oh come on, that's a little hard to swallow.
What is? The invasion, the brain or the Dimension X?"
[The Turtles learn from Kellerman that he's going to keep badmouthing them in public despite them having just saved his life.]
Aw, man. What a scuzzbucket.
[To April] Well, at least you still got the video tape of us tangling with Shredder.
Right. That'll prove we're not villains.
Sorry guys, but my camera was totalled during the battle. [shows her camera into immune, which has indeed been totalled.]
Oh great. Our name's still mud in this city. [The turtles turn around disconsolant and start walking home.]
Total bummer, dudes.
Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.
Please, April. Just one little cookie.
Forget it, Irma.
Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.
Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
No biggie?! (cries)
Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
Big mouth?!? Waah!
Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-wacks.
And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!?
No, Irma, don't!
Oops! I did it again.
What's going on?!
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