We've been trudging through this swamp for hours, now.
Yeah. And all we've got to show for it are blisters the size of Rhode Island.
Yeah. And mosquitoes the size of seven-forty-seven's.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Rocksteady, you mutant mutton-head! You missed the co-ordinates completely.
Aw, what's the difference, boss? A swamp is a swamp.
[the three are attacked by a swarm of bees whose hive they unwittingly disturbed when they surfaced]
Bees! [they escape from the swarm by jumping into a muddy pond] Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Uhh... how about, "oops?"
You always did have a way with words.
The chocolate chip pizza.
Chocolate chip pizza?!
Don't do it, Michelangelo!
It's no use, Leonardo. Don't try talking me out of it.
You don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
A turtle's gotta do what a turtle's gotta do.
Please, Michelangelo, don't go for pizza! It's raining cats and dogs.
And the dough gets real soggy.
Besides, there is still one last box of pizza mix in the cupboard.
There is? All right! Well, let's get cooking!
Okay, Irma! Let's roll!
So, what did you find out?
I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.
Make that four flat tires. [?]
Random
Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
I'll handle this!
This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?
Smooth move, Michelangelo. What are you doing with that stupid cap on?
[to Michelangelo] And why did you take the starcruiser?
Oh, I took the starcruiser to earn some extra dough delivering pizzas.
Extra dough? You mean pizza dough.
Never mind that, dudes. I just found out I've been hauling pizzas for Shredder.
Shredder?
Boy, I know the villain business has been bad lately, but that's ridiculous.
No, listen, Shredder put a homing device in the pizza, disguised as an anchovy. It was supposed to lead him to our lair.
LDLeonardo and Donatello
Ahh!
Shredder's gonna be really steamed. When he finds out he's following the Rat King.
He's gonna be even madder when he finds out we're following him. Come on!
Surrender, Shredder.
Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
RKRat King
Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.
Look. Squid.
No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!
Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
Did you hiccup?!
Not a chance, Shredder!
As your wish.
MSMaster Splinter
As for you, April, I hope this has taught you a lesson.
It certainly has. I learned that a disguise is a great way to get a story. There's a convention of bald-headed diplomats in town next week. Maybe I could pass as one of them?
Well, what do you think?
Paint that thing green and you could pass as one of us.
Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?
RMRaphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo
Three sailors?
You're gonna problem with that?!
Those cardboard cutouts will get their attention, while we attack them from the side.
PDPizza Delivery Guy
Excuse me. Which one of you ordered the pizza with chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce?
Yo, dude. Right here. [grabs a pizza, opens it and eats it]
I think we've got you, Raphael.
My beautiful strategy done in by a pizza.
The winners of the next contest will be champions for the day.
It's time for you to get motivated, Michelangelo.
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