Irma quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Irma

No way! I'm not let out of this room!

Irma

Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!

Irma

Please, April. Just one little cookie.

April

Forget it, Irma.

Irma

Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.

Irma

Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.

Leonardo

Now, Irma, it's not that bad.

Irma

Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.

Michelangelo

Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.

Irma

No biggie?! (cries)

Raphael

Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.

Irma

Big mouth?!? Waah!

Donatello

Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-wacks.

Irma

And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!?

Raphael

No, Irma, don't!

Irma

Oops! I did it again.

Irma

Ohh!? Men are such beasts!

April O'Neil

[pauses as Irma sobs] Is it Elliot, the new fella you just met?

Irma

Don't ever mention his name again! His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!

April O'Neil

Irma, the problem is you're too eager. You'd never see me jump the moment a man calls.

Mr. Thompson

April! Get in here!

April O'Neil

Yes, Mr. Thompson, comin' right away!

Irma

Oh, brother.

Leonardo

[screams] It's Grybyx.

Grybyx?

April

That's Michelangelo.

Leonardo

That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.

Irma

Oops, sorry.

April

Okay, Irma! Let's roll!

Irma

So, what did you find out?

April

I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.

Irma

Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.

April

Make that four flat tires. [?]

Irma

Random

Irma

Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!

Leonardo

Did you hiccup?!

Three sailors?

Irma

You're gonna problem with that?!

Vernon

This is the story of the century. And I caught it, all by myself.

April

[outraged] With my video camera.

Vernon

[smugly] Who cares? I'm Channel 6's new star reporter now.

Irma

[angry] Oooh, of all the lowdown, sneaky, backstabbing...

Michelangelo

Hey, don't sweat dudettes. The whole world's got his numero.

Donatello

Yeah. He'll be lucky to keep his own job.

Raphael

Yeah. Once it gets out that he totally blew the story of the century.

Vernon

[indignantly] Just what are you blabbering on about?

Bebop

What we're doing, lady, is kidnapping you.

Rocksteady

And don't give us no trouble.

Irma

Kidnapping me? Oh, no. No, please don't!

Bebop

I love it when they beg.

Irma

You-you can't kidnap me today. I have got a lunch date with Channel 6's incredibly handsome anchorman. Hey-hey, you can come back tomorrow and kidnap me.

Rocksteady

Ooh! How come we always get the tough assignments?

Irma

Oh, boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.

Shh. [Irma backs into a stack of paint cans and knocks them over]

Shredder

The turtles! Get them!

Tiffany

[camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"

Cheese!

Irma

Yes, April? I just want a music at channel 6 news.

Tiffany

But I thinking us turtles. [whispers] Chocolate chip pizza.

Chocolate chip pizza! Gangway! I'm out of here!