Get it off her!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[To April] Well, what do you think?
I think you did those robberies. [She makes a break for the exit but is blocked off by Donatello]
Ah ah ah ah ah. Wait a minute. Did I miss something here? Ain't you up on current events, lady? We just saved your life.
The thieves were ninjas, pal.
Yeah, but were they turtles?
It doesn't matter. You're still news.
No way. You put us on TV and every scientist in town will be after us.
And we spent half our lives crawling around the bottom of a glass bowl. And we ain't going back.
Which means that you're staying here until we work this out.
We're not gonna find anything here.
I must congratulate you. [enters to meet the turtles]
It's the same guy we fought last night
You passed the test with flying colors.
Test? What test?
Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me "The Shredder".
A kitchen utensil?
You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
Why should we want to do that?
Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?
What's a matter, April?
You wanna clue us in on what this is?
It's the remote control for my mousers.
Do you have any more of these "mousers"?
No, but the Shredder has. Hundreds of them.
Where is the Shredder now?
I'll never talk.
You better. Or else I'm going to get 'Sai-castic'.
[He talks in a terrified rapid pace] He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent. He's got a master control for all the mousers there.
[Sheathes his sai] See? Nothing beats cutting wit.
[Bebop and Rocksteady are fighting Krang's stone warriors]
Stop, stop! STOP!
[Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang's stone warriors stop firing]
Oh, we was starting to have fun.
Shut up! You are Krang's stone warriors are you not?
GTGeneral Tragg
Yeah. So?
There is something I must show you.
GTGeneral Tragg
We gonna catch those kids.
Hey, cut it out. You're ruining my finish.
You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!
It's okay April, they're cool.
DDask
Cool? Daddio, we are frozen!
And as he crossed the finish line, the tortoise realised that slow and steady does won the race, for he had beaten the hare.
I love that story.
Read it again, April.
But I've read it five times.
Just once more. Ahhh [falls asleep]]
[steps away and chuckles as Leonardo comes in cleaning his katana] Just a bunch of sleepyheads.
They'll need their rest. Because tomorrow, we're going to find The Shredder and finish him. [sheathes his katana]
Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of Krang!
Wasn't that the name of a movie?
I don't believe I saw it.
And I don't believe I'm seeing this!
Uh-oh. It's that Retro Mutant Thing-of-a-bob.
He's gonna use it to turn us into ordinary turtles
Well, gang, it looks like it's back to the ol' pet store for us.
No, far from it. Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
What the devil happened? Where the devil are we? Dimension X? No!
At last, I can conquer my home dimension.
But I don't want to conquer this place! I want to conquer Earth!
In Dimension X, I am absolute master. You will do my bidding from now on.
The Shredder takes orders from no one!
We shall see, Oroku Saki.
Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
And away we go!
[Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
Why'd you do that?
Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!
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