Mr. Thompson quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

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(Pan into the Channel Six news stations along perhaps with the sounds of Irma sobs)

Ohh!? Men are such beasts!

April O'Neil

[pauses as Irma sobs] Is it Elliot, the new fella you just met?

Don't ever mention his name again! His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!

April O'Neil

Irma, the problem is you're too eager. You'd never see me jump the moment a man calls.

Mr. Thompson

April! Get in here!

April O'Neil

Yes, Mr. Thompson, comin' right away!

Oh, brother.

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[extended scene]

Mr. Thompson

[pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!

BBoth

Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!

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Tiffany

[camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"

IVIrma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson

Cheese!

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Oh, no. Raphael?

Mr. Thompson

Donatello?

Vernon

Leonardo?

Michelangelo?

Turtles, where are you?

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[plays the guitar and sings "2009"]

What do you a favorite song, Irma?

Yes, April? I like it song.

Mr. Thompson

[Irma playing the guitar] Alright, enough for that. [guitar stops] That's quite enough for that. This notes is loses your patience.

Shredder

No!

Raphael

Where you think you're going?!

Leonardo

[Shredder grabs Irma, Rocksteady and Bebop grabs April] Let her two go, Shredder, or answer together!

Mr. Thompson

Drop both for her!

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Mr. Thompson

Oh, Irma! Either you knock it off, or you're fired!?!

Sorry, Chief, but the city needs me.

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Splinter

Perhaps in to sewers about that pizzas.

Mr. Thompson

April, get in there.

Oh, we'll be right back.

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[plays the guitar and sings "If I Didn't Have You 2" by Monsters, Inc.]

Forget it, Irma, you're not suppose watching the Monsters, Inc.

I anything keep it singing, right.

Dregg

[grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Vernon

Let her go!

Mr. Thompson

Irma, let her go! I suppose to be turtles!

Shredder

[to April] Dregg, Bebop, Rocksteady, seize her!