Michelangelo quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Michelangelo

Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.

Michelangelo

Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?

Michelangelo

Put down the pizza parlar!

Michelangelo

Yeah just cought for yea.

Michelangelo

You wanna clue us in on what this is?

Baxter

It's the remote control for my mousers.

Leonardo

Do you have any more of these "mousers"?

Baxter

No, but the Shredder has. Hundreds of them.

Leonardo

Where is the Shredder now?

Baxter

I'll never talk.

Raphael

You better. Or else I'm going to get 'Sai-castic'.

Baxter

[He talks in a terrified rapid pace] He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent. He's got a master control for all the mousers there.

Raphael

[Sheathes his sai] See? Nothing beats cutting wit.

April

You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!

Michelangelo

It's okay April, they're cool.

Cool? Daddio, we are frozen!

April

And as he crossed the finish line, the tortoise realised that slow and steady does won the race, for he had beaten the hare.

Raphael

I love that story.

Michelangelo

Read it again, April.

April

But I've read it five times.

Donatello

Just once more. Ahhh [falls asleep]]

April

[steps away and chuckles as Leonardo comes in cleaning his katana] Just a bunch of sleepyheads.

Leonardo

They'll need their rest. Because tomorrow, we're going to find The Shredder and finish him. [sheathes his katana]

Krang

Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of Krang!

Michelangelo

Wasn't that the name of a movie?

Leonardo

I don't believe I saw it.

Raphael

And I don't believe I'm seeing this!

Donatello

Hey, Michelangelo told us how you trashed those two punks in the supermarket.

Raphael

Just our luck to miss it. We could've used the workout.

Michelangelo

Aw, those dudes were easy. Not like taking on Shredder's foot ninjas.

Donatello

Kinda weird, you know? If it wasn't for Shredder, we'd still be four tiny pet turtles.

Michelangelo

For sure. That was pretty cool the way his mutating gel made us grow.

Raphael

Yeah, but that same gel left our Master Splinter trapped in the form of a rat. Boy, I'd like to go one on one with that shred head.

Donatello

Forget it, Raphael. Shredder's stuck in Dimension X along with that flipped-out brain creature, Krang.

Michelangelo

Nah. It's a new flavor pizza I just invented. Anchovies smothered in gazai leaves! Ha ha ha ha!

No! Gross! Yuck! Get it away!

Michelangelo

Yeah, I was hoping you'd say that. Leaves more for me! Here's gazai in your eye! [he eats his slice of pizza as the episode ends]

Donatello

This waiting is getting on my nerves.

Raphael

Don't worry. It'll be over soon.

Leonardo

And he'll be here any minute. And then we do what we do best!

Raphael

Yeah.

Michelangelo

Pizza! Ta da!

Donatello

Mm. Good stuff, Michelangelo.

Michelangelo

[Splinter arrives] Uh, master Splinter. I know you don't dig pizza. [He holds a sushi tray] So I got you a sushi tray.

Splinter

It is thoughtful of you, Michelangelo, but I'm afraid I'm not hungry.

Raphael

[to Michelangelo] He didn't want it.

Donatello

I don't blame him. Raw fish! Yech!

Michelangelo

Splinter's been acting mondo depressed lately. What do you suppose is bringing him down?

Raphael

He's probably worried about Shredder's next move.

Leonardo

I don't think that's it. I think master Splinter misses being human.

Michelangelo

Oh, I think you got it, bro. Like, wouldn't it be rad if we could grant him his wish?

Raphael

Yeah, but a chemical that can change a rat into a human ain't easy to come by, even in this city.

Donatello

Hold it, guys. I think I've got just the thing. Follow me.

Splinter

You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.

Raphael

Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.

Michelangelo

Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.

Splinter

Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.

Leonardo

Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!

Leonardo

Let's get him!

Turtle power!

Michelangelo

Cowabunga!

Irma

Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.

Leonardo

Now, Irma, it's not that bad.

Irma

Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.

Michelangelo

Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.

Irma

No biggie?! (cries)

Raphael

Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.

Irma

Big mouth?!? Waah!

Donatello

Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-wacks.

Irma

And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!?

Raphael

No, Irma, don't!

Irma

Oops! I did it again.

Leonardo

I still can't figure out this place.

Michelangelo

It's like totally bizarro. Nobody knows who we are.

Donatello

Hold it, guys. I just figured it out. The reason nobody knows us is we got our wish.

Leonardo

What wish?

Donatello

Remember? Last night, we thought the world might be better off if we never existed. [points to the city out the window] Well, this is the world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.