RaphaelOh, man, this is too much! How can you guys watch that big phony?
Dude, he's no phoney. [He uses the remote to turn the TV back on] Rondo's totally cool!
It's only a commercial for his new movie, Raphael.
Yeah, and look what April got us; four tickets to the premier of it. "Rondo VIII: Hit Hardest."
Raphael
Yeah, I think I'll wait for the home video.
And I need to do my ninja workout.
Don't pass this one up, dudes. The theatre is serving free pizza.
Raphael
It is a unique cultural event.
And we wouldn't want to disappoint April.
Where are you going, Donatello? The movie doesn't start for a couple of hours.
Oh, April arranged for me to use the City College biology lab this week.
[He's just used his personality ray gun on Leonardo to turn him back] There. That should take care of it.
Raphael
Do you think it worked?
We'll know in a minute. [removes the goggles from Leonardo's eyes]
Donatello, this workshop of yours is a disgrace. And Raphael and Michaelangelo, why aren't you in the practice room, working out?
RDRaphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo
It worked.
[at night, in the lair, the Turtles are sleeping, suddenly, Michelangelo's boombox is turned on very loud, the three Turtles are furiously waking up]
Raphael
I have got to get some Zs.
Michelangelo is out of here.
[dancing to DJ Dickie Bark of WOOF on his boombox, until his brothers take his boombox from him] Hey, wait a minute! [being grabbed by his brothers]
[Leonardo and Raphael are carrying Michelangelo while Donatello is carrying a boombox]
We warned you, Michelangelo! No more rock and roll!
MDMale DJ
Okay, canine cuties, chow down on this three-woof tune on pirate radio W.O.O.F. Woof, woof, woof! [Donatello turns off the boombox]
But dudes, I'm listening to my main man, Dicky Bark, the Woofman! And it's tune time, woof, woof, woof!
Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's snooze time.
Raphael
That Bark guy's woofing is driving me out of my shell.
But dudes, it's the numero uno station in the whole city. Just give it a listen. It'll grow on you.
Raphael
Yeah, like a fungus!
Hey, w--wait! [Leonardo and Raphael throws him into the wet sewer and Donatello throws his boombox into the wet sewer] You dudes will be sorry!
LDLeonardo, Donatello & Raphael
Good night...dude!
Oh, sure, make me sleep in the cold, wet sewer. Well, at least I've got Dicky Bark to keep me company.
RRadio
[Michelangelo turns on his boombox] All right, now, bubba, it's The Fleabags scratching their way up the charts with "Itching To See You, Baby".
Woof, woof, woof! [he dances with his boombox, annoying his brothers]
[plays the guitar and sings "2009"]
What do you a favorite song, Irma?
Yes, April? I like it song.
[Irma playing the guitar] Alright, enough for that. [guitar stops] That's quite enough for that. This notes is loses your patience.
Raphael
Where you think you're going?!
[Shredder grabs Irma, Rocksteady and Bebop grabs April] Let her two go, Shredder, or answer together!
SDShredder, Dregg, Rocksteady & Bebop
Not there!
IAIrma & April
It's Bebop, Rocksteady, Shredder & Dregg.
My name's Dregg. [grabs Irma] Gotcha!
CCarter
Dregg and Shredder, get your hands off her!
[snap fingers] Tied her up.
RBRocksteady, Bebop & Dregg
You got it, boss!
[ties rope by Dregg, Bebop & Rocksteady] Shredder, what do you thinking you doing?!
Untie up, Shredder, or release her!
SDShredder & Dregg
Another one! Seize her!
Another one! Tied her up, you will not get away this time.
[ties rope] Dregg, Shredder, don't try her again?!
What's this turtles! Get them!
CCarter
Shredder! Get your hands off with April and Irma.
[turtle lair Michelangelo scream and gasps]
Raphael
Michelangelo, are you okay.
Did you April and Irma Tied her up?
Now I'm ready to take on Shredder as the most feared creature of the night: [steps out of his lab wearing dark tights, a utility belt, and a cape and cowl] The Dark Turtle.
Whoa. Way cool entrance, dude.
Donatello, have you lost your mind?
On the contrary. I'm saner than I ever was.
Raphael
Well, you're staying here until it wears off.
I don't have time for these games. A little Turtle Smoke will handle you.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) · 170 quotes
