Baxter quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Michelangelo

You wanna clue us in on what this is?

Baxter

It's the remote control for my mousers.

Leonardo

Do you have any more of these "mousers"?

Baxter

No, but the Shredder has. Hundreds of them.

Leonardo

Where is the Shredder now?

Baxter

I'll never talk.

Raphael

You better. Or else I'm going to get 'Sai-castic'.

Baxter

[He talks in a terrified rapid pace] He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent. He's got a master control for all the mousers there.

Raphael

[Sheathes his sai] See? Nothing beats cutting wit.

Shredder

[destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet!

Baxter

I think I have the solution to your problem Master.

Shredder

Not now! If Krang finds out about this…

Baxter

But Master, I…

Shredder

I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this!

Baxter

[muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves]

Shredder

Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?!

I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?

Baxter

Because you're an idiot, that's why!

Baxter

Ohh! Sometimes I wish I had a fifth hand!

Raphael

Aww, Don't fly off the handle, Baxter!

Baxter

Not funny! Not funny!

Raphael

(to camera) Nobody likes puns anymore!