Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Donatello

Shredder. Where's that shredder?

Leonardo

Oh no, not again. [They enter the room to find Donatello throwing things]

Michelangelo

You gotta come to your senses, dude. [They tackle Donatello to the floor]

Raphael

We are not gonna let you go after Shredder again.

Donatello

What are you talking about? I'm looking for my electric cheese shredder. [gets up] I'm just dying for a pizza.

Oh, dude.

Raphael

Oh, great! Not again!

Leonardo

The Early Warning System. We've got intruders. What's going on?!

Donatello

Uh, no problem. Uh, everything's under control. The portable portal bumped the InterDimensional Early Warning System apparatus which momentarily caused a tear in the dimensional fabric.

Michelangelo

Whoa. I hope none of those uggo Dimension X creatures got through.

Leonardo

We'd better check it out.

Irma

Well, it's nice to know that prison life isn't all bad.

[off-screen; to Vernon and Irma] Nono, please! [?] Not-! That's disgusting!

Vernon

[groaning] Speaking of things that are bad!

Irma

Ew! Yuck! I've never seen such revolting looking food in my life.

Raphael

Gravity to do that.

Shredder

Grab the Irma!

Vernon

Uh-oh. SHREDDER?

Michelangelo

It's Shredder!

Donatello

Oh, no.

Leonardo

Perhaps in the sewers pizzas to do.

Shredder

Rocksteady, Bebop, grab Irma and April!

Raphael

Shredder, you leave the two alone!

Irma

Brrr. It's freezing. [shivering] April, it's freezy.

April

Irma, you're freezing?! Come on, Irma, let's go home and let's take in temperature in her mouth, right Raphael.

Raphael

I'm not sure into freeze. Take a attack of Shredder. [cut into the house Irma lies down with a temperature in her mouth]

April

[pauses; takes the temperature] Well, temperature in 52.7, perhaps to turtles have -77 degrees snowy day.

Irma

[groaning] I know, April.

Shredder

Thirty-one minutes. For once, you didn't make it on time, turtles.

Donatello

Channel 6 is still there.

Raphael

I knew he was bluffing!

Shredder

I never bluff. [the Channel 6 building explodes behind Shredder]

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Life Changes II" by Thomas Rhett]

April

Oh, no. Irma, what are you doing in there?

Leonardo

I suppose to be sewers pizza and do nothing.

Irma

I will perhaps to beginning singing together.

April

No it's not, perhaps to sewers to pizza.

Raphael

AAHH! SHREDDER ATTACK!!

Michelangelo

"We can handle anything alright."

Raphael

"Except Donatello's cookin'."