Rebecca quotes from TaleSpin

If I do make it out, I'll go down in history like Wilbur and Orville, the Kitty Hawk Kids, Amelia Airhead, Oscar Wiggerstomper.

Rebecca

Who's Oscar Wiggerstomper?

See? He never did anything historic.

Rebecca

Why would anyone hide an emergency exit under a seat?

Wildcat

'Cause it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment.

Rebecca

Wildcat, if we make it back home safely, get therapy.

That hash house is haunted!

Louie

C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.

Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.

Rebecca

If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!

Well, now, who's the stiff?

Rebecca

You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.

You want us to sleep in that haunted house?

Rebecca

Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.

Louie

Have a little heart.

Rebecca

Have a little backbone.

All right, everyone aboard. I hope the trip's not too roughy.

Rebecca

Baloo, that's enoughy- I mean enough.

Run! Run!

Rebecca

[panting] I'm running, I'm running!

In! In!

Rebecca

I'm inning, I'm inning!

The guy looked like a parking valet...

Rebecca

You should have asked for credentials!

[scoffs] Credentials? Like what, a badge? The guy parks cars! Anyway, I got your car back.

Rebecca

In how many pieces?

You should ask for some credentials!

Rebecca

[scoffs] Credentials? What do you want, a badge? The guy's a secret agent!

Rebecca

They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!

They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.

Rebecca

But why would a spy carry fishing worms?

I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.

Rebecca

[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!

Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?

[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!

Rebecca

Talk!

My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...

And you sent the wrong package.

She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...

Rebecca

We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!

Rebecca

Now see what your lying got us into?!

You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!

Rebecca

Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!

Hey, this lady has potential!

Kit

You're both nuts...

Babyface Half Nelson!

Rebecca

Oh, don't be such a baby.

He's just a gangster.

Rebecca

He will be wearing stripes silly.

You're under arrest!

But I just subduted a criminal.

Wrong you subduted Officer Malarkey.