TaleSpin · Season 1, Episode 15
“Bearly Alive” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Rebecca (4), Baloo Bear (3), Wildcat (3), Kit Cloudkicker (2)
[A phone conversation where Rebecca's talking about Baloo's health when Dr. O' Myer is talking about Baloo's broken gyro compass]
It's bad news. Worse than I thought.
Worse?
Let me put it this way: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Imma
Imma who?
Immafraid the patient's time is up. This is one bad googleschlocker.
Is there anything I can do?
Well, you can sell me the spare parts.
[Rebecca trying to break the news to Baloo that he's dying]
Baloo, you know how you've been thinking of ordering a lifetime subscription to Flyboy Magazine? Well, I'd go with a week to week if I were you?
Huh?
Er, I... Um... Let me try this another way. Remember how you said no birthday party will ever top last year's?
Yeah?
Well, I think you're right.
Becky, you're spinning your propeller but you're not getting anywhere. Now why don't you just spit it out?
Okay. Your doctor called. It's bad. The worst.
Are you saying I'm headed for the last takeoff? Taking the final nosedive? Parachuting without a parachute?
Yes, you're dying! [Bursts into tears]
If I do make it out, I'll go down in history like Wilbur and Orville, the Kitty Hawk Kids, Amelia Airhead, Oscar Wiggerstomper.
Who's Oscar Wiggerstomper?
See? He never did anything historic.
Look out for that island!
[Crash lands the plane] You mean this island?
I remember that guy. He was laughed out of the airplane biz.
He's a comedian?
No! He's Howard Huge, the famous airplane designer. I heard they gave him the axe.
He's a lumberjack?
Why would anyone hide an emergency exit under a seat?
'Cause it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment.
Wildcat, if we make it back home safely, get therapy.
Let's see if this lead canary can flap its wings.
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