Rebecca quotes from TaleSpin

[At the same time] Wait 'til I get my hands on that fat bear.

Rebecca

This plane is private property! Who gave you the right to rummage around in it?! You're in big trouble, mister! Where are your credentials?

Don Karnage

Read my lips. I-am-a-pirate. I do not need credentials!

Don Karnage

What do you mean you found nothing?

Don Karnage

I know what the word "nothing" means! Where are they, Baloo?!

Where are what, Karny?

Don Karnage

[through a clenched jaw] It is Karnage! Don-Karnage!

Rebecca

Just give him the rubies, Baloo, before he gets angry.

Don Karnage

Yes, Baloo, before he gets angry!

Rebecca

Where did you hide the rubies?

Don Karnage

Yes! Yes! The rubies! The rubies! Tell her so I can eavesdrop!

Rebecca

You shouldn't be doing this, Baloo.

If you've got a better way, send me a postcard.

3 o'clock! Look! Look, Rebecca! 3 o'clock!

Rebecca

I know how to tell time, thank you!

Rebecca

Molly, I want to talk to you about Mr. Covington. You do realize that Covington has become very special to me.

Molly

I know, mommy, but Kara and Milly thinks he's creepy.

Rebecca

They want me to be happy, don't they?

Molly

Sure, mommy, but ... [Sigh] They'll try real hard to like Mr. Covington.

Rebecca

[Kisses Molly] Thank you, Molly. [Leaves]

Molly

But I won't.

Oh, Rebecca, darling, forgive me! Molly has been kidnapped.

[Grabbing him by the collar] Kidnapped?!

Rebecca

[Pushing them apart] Calm down, Baloo. I'll handle this. [Wrenches him by the collar] KIDNAPPED?!

Rebecca, have a heart. When was the last time I lied to you?

Rebecca

What time is it?

Rebecca

Brilliant, Baloo! What were two o's doing in "Chicken Soup"?

The backstroke?

Rebecca

I'm telling you, Baloo, the way you spell is a crime.

Gimme a break, Beckers. You're making a federal case out of nothing.

Detective Thursday

Are you the sky-writing pilot?

Yup, sure am.

Detective Thursday

You're under arrest.

Look, I proved I'm a lousy speller. What more do you want? All I did was write a few messages for Mr. Weasel.

Detective Thursday

You know Weasel? Sneaky-looking guy in a bad suit, one of this town's biggest gangsters?

Yeah, yeah, and I can prove it. He dropped this. [shows Thursday the code book]

Detective Thursday

[looks through the book] Why, this is a book of secret codes.

Rebecca

Detective, I promise the next time Weasel shows up to give us another skywriting assignment, we'll refuse.

Detective Thursday

Negative. Now that we've got his code book, I want you to play along. You're working for us now, Baloo.

So you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help and I thought-

Rebecca

What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?

Uh... Er... Um... Milly! Yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly.

Rebecca

Milly. That makes 23 sick aunts in the last six months.

Er... Well, you see... Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.

Rebecca

It's another treasure hunt, isn't it?

It's bad news. Worse than I thought.

Rebecca

Worse?

Let me put it this way: Knock knock.

Rebecca

Who's there?

Imma

Rebecca

Imma who?

Immafraid the patient's time is up. This is one bad googleschlocker.

Rebecca

Is there anything I can do?

Well, you can sell me the spare parts.

Rebecca

Baloo, you know how you've been thinking of ordering a lifetime subscription to Flyboy Magazine? Well, I'd go with a week to week if I were you?

Huh?

Rebecca

Er, I... Um... Let me try this another way. Remember how you said no birthday party will ever top last year's?

Yeah?

Rebecca

Well, I think you're right.

Becky, you're spinning your propeller but you're not getting anywhere. Now why don't you just spit it out?

Rebecca

Okay. Your doctor called. It's bad. The worst.

Are you saying I'm headed for the last takeoff? Taking the final nosedive? Parachuting without a parachute?

Rebecca

Yes, you're dying! [Bursts into tears]