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S1 E26

TaleSpin · Season 1, Episode 26

Rebecca, Jack and others in “A Spy In The Ointment”

[after opening the "secret package"]

Rebecca

They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!

Jack

They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.

Rebecca

But why would a spy carry fishing worms?

Jack

I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.

Rebecca

[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!

Jack

Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?

Baloo

[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!

Rebecca

Talk!

Jack

My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...

Baloo

And you sent the wrong package.

Jack

She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...

Rebecca

We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!

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