Colonel Spigot quotes from TaleSpin

Gentlemen, there is a flyboy in my soup.

I found it! Of course, you were holding it at the time but you proved no match for Spigot, the might that makes right.

The only right you should worry about is mine. And my left too.

[Disguised as a fakir, he bows] It's you! It's you, O you horrible shrunken beast of supernatural of nastiness!

What is the meaning of this?!

Are you speaking of Colonel Spigot?

Oh, no, round one. I am speaking to the other horrible shrunken of supernatural nastiness.

[seeing through Spigot's ruse] Kids?!

Y-you're not going to shoot me, are you?

I wouldn't waste a bullet. [Spigot exhales in relief.] I have a much crueler punishment in mind!

[sobbing] That little brat! Oh, I hope I don't cut myself...