A character in TaleSpin
Voiced by Charlie Adler
TaleSpin · 184 quotes
7th most-quoted character in TaleSpin: in 10 of its 184 quotes
Most scenes with: Don Karnage (6), Dumptruck (6)
Open the bomb bay doors, please, Hal!
No!
Don't you have any decency?
I am a pirate! I don't do "decency"!
[The bomb bay doors open and the pilots, along with their plane, drop to the ocean]
April Foolishness!
Mad DogWhy'd ya let 'em live, Boss?
Because I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took! Let him worry.
Mad DogOh, now I see.
My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
Mad DogSay what?
RUN AWAY!
[Not realizing their submarine is in the air]
Mad DogSo... what do you see?
[Looking through a periscope] Er..Cape Suzette.
Mad DogThe dock?
No.
Mad DogThe cannery?
No.
Mad DogWell, what part do you see?
All of it.
[Looking above him, panicking] Yumping Yiminy! Sink! Sink!
Mad DogYou mean dive! Dive! [Sink hits Dumptruck on the head] Oh, I'm so sorry. You were right. That is a sink. [Laughs]
So, eh, why say "Dive, dive" when you want to sink?
Mad Dog'Cause you don't say, "Sink, sink"!
Just row! ROW!
Aye-aye, Captain-Captain!
[The Air Pirates corner Baloo, Rebecca and Kit at the corner of the bomb bay.]
Wait, wait! [points to the wall] What's this red button for?
Mad DogOh, that's the bomb bay door release.
Thank you! [presses it]
[Alarm klaxons sound.]
He's opened the bomb bay doors! This is no time to be brave! RUN AWAY!
Mad Dog[Threatening an antique dealer] All right, you-
Say, let me do it, Mad Dog. It's my turn. [Grabbing the dealer] All right! Vhere is it?
Where's what?
[To Mad Dog] Er... Vhere's vhat?
[Slaps Mad Dog] IDIOT! That ratty old parrot happens to be a living breathing treasure map.
Mad Dog[Slaps Dumptruck] Idiot!
[Slaps Mad Dog again] I'll do the smacking around here. [Slaps Dumptruck next]
[In disguise] Vhat am I supposed to be?
Mad DogYou're a bird-watcher, mutton head!
Oh, ja. I love the little birdies, especially vith french fries.
[Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.])
Hey, I'm embarrassed.
Mad DogAnd I'm chilly.
Can ve put our coats on, captain?
What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]
Mad DogUh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]
Uh-oh... Retreat!
Now can ve put our coats on, captain?
RebeccaSally Struthers · 41 quotes
Don KarnageJim Cummings · 34 quotes
Kit CloudkickerR.J. Williams · 34 quotes
WildcatPat Fraley · 13 quotes
LouieJim Cummings · 12 quotes
DumptruckChuck McCann · 7 quotes
MollyJanna Michaels · 6 quotes
Shere KhanTony Jay · 6 quotes
Ace LondonPhil Hartman · 5 quotes
Detective Thursday5 quotes
CSColonel Spigot4 quotes
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