Louie quotes from TaleSpin

Louie

Check it out, man! Ol' barnacle breath is putting the whammy on Beck-o-ramy.

Could you give us a bid on this bauble, like what's it worth?

Louie

[Examining the crystal] Ooh... Aah... Yowza!

Yeah? Yeah? How much is "Yowza"?!

Kit

Yeah, in round numbers!

Louie

Nothing, cuz. It's not a jewel.

Nothing?!

Louie

Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

Isn't this the life! No bosses, no troubles, no obligations.

Louie

Yeah, cuz, you keep saying that every five minutes. And you'll believe it in a year or two.

Louie

Hey, Baloo, ol' peluka. You want any backup?

Thanks, Louie, but this is between me and them.

Louie

What Baloo needs between him and them is about three inches of concrete.

Run for your lives!

Louie

We are host to a ghost!

That hash house is haunted!

Louie

C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.

Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.

Rebecca

If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!

You want us to sleep in that haunted house?

Rebecca

Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.

Louie

Have a little heart.

Rebecca

Have a little backbone.

Listen. You hear that?

Louie

I don't hear anything.

That's what I mean! We scared 'em off!

Louie

She followed me home. Can I keep her?

Louie, ungag the purdy lady. She probably wants to thank me.

Louie

Hey! I saw her first! [Louie ungags Katie]

Put me down, you goon!

Wait, gentlemen! Do you have a reservation?

Oh, that's okay, I'm with him.

Louie

And I'm with him.

Well, so what do you want to do for the rest of our vacation?

Louie

Anything but treasure hunting, Baloo.

Right. And no more falling for pretty faces.

Psst. Excuse me. Did I hear you mention treasure hunting? It just so happens I have this map...

Ohh. What did I say?

Now what are you really after, Karny?

Don Karnage

For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!

Louie

Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?

Don Karnage

My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!

Dumptruck

But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be-

Don Karnage

Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

Dumptruck

Err - sorry, captain!