Kit Cloudkicker quotes from TaleSpin

Kit

Um... I don't think you can count your air pirates before they're despatched.

Kit Cloudkicker

[Dropping in on the Air Pirates, snagging the chest] For me?! You shouldn't have.

Don Karnage

Oh, well, it was nothing really... [Sees Kit running away] STOP THAT BOY!

Kit

[Knocking on his window from outside, hanging bombon for dear life] Hello?

Oh, hiya, kid. Need a lift?

Kit

[Nodding] Mm-hmm.

Okay by me. Though it's comfier inside.

Kit

No one can fly like that!

Great pilot, great plane.

Kit

Awesome! So what's next? A double-reverse Himmelman? A pretzel twist?

No. A quick exit.

You, sir, are delinquent on your last six payments and unless funds totaling 3000 dollars are deposited in our fiduciary institution by 9am tomorrow, we will be forced to foreclose on your aircraft home.

What's this guy speak in English?

Kit

He said: "No dough, plane go".

[Laughs] Hey! My flying is A+. [At the last minute, avoids a cliff face and crashes]

Kit

Yeah, but your landing's a C-.

Could you give us a bid on this bauble, like what's it worth?

Louie

[Examining the crystal] Ooh... Aah... Yowza!

Yeah? Yeah? How much is "Yowza"?!

Kit

Yeah, in round numbers!

Louie

Nothing, cuz. It's not a jewel.

Nothing?!

Louie

Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

Rebecca

What was that?

A little something I added. But use it too long and the engines overheat and "boom-boom, bye-bye."

Molly

Baloo?

Yeah?

Molly

Let's do it again!

Don Karnage

Ah, so here you are.

Don Karnage

[Tying a neckerchief around Kit’s neck] There, ha ha.

Don Karnage

You are back with the pirates now, yes-no?

Don Karnage

[Putting an arm around Kit] You did well, my puny protégé. Happy?

Kit Cloudkicker

[Forlornly, while looking away and tearing up] Yeah. Couldn’t be happier.

Rebecca

What is with you?

Rebecca

You haven't said three words the whole flight home! Baloo?

Shere Khan

Ah. So glad you could stop by.

Rebecca

There are rules about this sort of thing, you know!

Shere Khan

I make my own rules.

Shere Khan

Where's the stone?

Rebecca

Look, before we tell you anything, what is this stone everybody keeps talking about?

Shere Khan

Fair enough. Doctor?

Ahem! The stone is actually a sub-electron amplifier, which means it can create unlimited amounts of electricity! Enough to run all of Mr. Khan's businesses. But, we were only able to create one stone, and it-

Shere Khan

Thank you, Doctor.

Shere Khan

Now where is it?

Rebecca

Um… we don't have it, Don Karnage does!

Shere Khan

I am displeased, Baloo.

Shere Khan

[Unsheathes claws] You have let me down.

Don't tell me about being let down mister, ‘cause I’m an expert. You let someone get close to you and they stab you in the back!

Well I'm sick of being used, [looks at Rebecca] and I'm sick of working for you! [looks at Dr. DeBolt] And I'm sick of your stupid stone! So y'all just leave me alone!

Shere Khan

Hmmm. A very emotional man.

Shere Khan

You’re all dismissed.

Yeah bu- but Mr. Khan…

Shere Khan

[Swivels his chair around] Good day.

Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?

Kit

C'mon, we like being with ya. You're our buddy. You're the best.

Wildcat

Besides, we've got nothing else to do... Oh, sorry.

You wanna babysit?

Kit

Yeah! I want to prove to my boss that she can depend on me.

Really?

Kit

Well, that and the money's good.

Kit

Molly, you've got to promise me you won't tell your mom we went all the way to the docks.

Molly

I promise, Kit, and I always keep my promises. [Looking behind Kit] Don't I, mummy?

Kit

[Hanging by a phone cord] Hello, Wildcat! Let me talk to Baloo.

Wildcat

I'll get him, Kit. Hold the phone.

Kit

I am! I am!

Wildcat

Hey, Baloo! Phone!

[Taking off] Not now! I've got to save Kit from the sea monster!

Wildcat

Kit, maybe you should call back when you're not being eaten.

Kit

Baloo, when did you teach the Sea Duck to hover like this?

Hover? This plane can't hover! [He looks behind him to show the sea monster with half its arms wrapped around a sink in Rebecca's apartment and the other half wrapped around the tail of the Sea Duck] Uh-oh! Oh baby... This is gettin' serious!

Oh, we're not gonna make it. I'm gonna say we ran into a hurricane.

Kit

Nah, used that story last week.

Oh... How about a volcano?

Kit

Week before.

Cannibals?

Kit

Last Tuesday.

Oh, baby! This is serious!

Well, little britches, looks like I blew it. But I guess it could've been worse. She coulda yelled at me.

Kit

[Sees Rebecca coming] It's worse.