Dumptruck quotes from TaleSpin

Mad Dog

So... what do you see?

Dumptruck

[Looking through a periscope] Er..Cape Suzette.

Mad Dog

The dock?

Dumptruck

No.

Mad Dog

The cannery?

Dumptruck

No.

Mad Dog

Well, what part do you see?

Dumptruck

All of it.

Dumptruck

[Looking above him, panicking] Yumping Yiminy! Sink! Sink!

Mad Dog

You mean dive! Dive! [Sink hits Dumptruck on the head] Oh, I'm so sorry. You were right. That is a sink. [Laughs]

Dumptruck

So, eh, why say "Dive, dive" when you want to sink?

Mad Dog

'Cause you don't say, "Sink, sink"!

Don Karnage

Just row! ROW!

Dumptruck

Aye-aye, Captain-Captain!

Mad Dog

[Threatening an antique dealer] All right, you-

Dumptruck

Say, let me do it, Mad Dog. It's my turn. [Grabbing the dealer] All right! Vhere is it?

Where's what?

Dumptruck

[To Mad Dog] Er... Vhere's vhat?

Dumptruck

[In disguise] Vhat am I supposed to be?

Mad Dog

You're a bird-watcher, mutton head!

Dumptruck

Oh, ja. I love the little birdies, especially vith french fries.

Dumptruck

Hey, I'm embarrassed.

Mad Dog

And I'm chilly.

Dumptruck

Can ve put our coats on, captain?

Don Karnage

What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.

Mad Dog

Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.

Don Karnage

Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?

Don Karnage

Uh-oh... Retreat!

Dumptruck

Now can ve put our coats on, captain?

Now what are you really after, Karny?

Don Karnage

For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!

Louie

Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?

Don Karnage

My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!

Dumptruck

But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be-

Don Karnage

Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

Dumptruck

Err - sorry, captain!