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Baloo Bear quotes from TaleSpin

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Most-quoted character in TaleSpin: in 104 of its 184 quotes
Most scenes with: Kit Cloudkicker (25), Rebecca (24), Louie (11)

Scenes with Baloo Bear 80

[When Captain William Stansbury walks in]

BBaloo

Well, now, who's the stiff?

You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.

BBaloo

I hate this Kit. I hate it.

Calm down Baloo, We're almost to Louie's.

S1 E19 For A Fuel Dollars More
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BBaloo

All right, everyone aboard. I hope the trip's not too roughy.

Baloo, that's enoughy- I mean enough.

S1 E24 A Touch Of Glass
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BBaloo

Run! Run!

[panting] I'm running, I'm running!

[They reach the Sea Duck and Baloo yanks the door open.]

BBaloo

In! In!

I'm inning, I'm inning!

S1 E25 The Bigger They Are, The Louder They Oink
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BBaloo

One thousand smackers for that overpriced piece of bacon?!

SSalesman

[panicking] Oh, no! You said the "b" word!

BBaloo

What, bacon?

[The hog goes berserk.]

S1 E25 The Bigger They Are, The Louder They Oink
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BBaloo

The guy looked like a parking valet...

You should have asked for credentials!

BBaloo

[scoffs] Credentials? Like what, a badge? The guy parks cars! Anyway, I got your car back.

In how many pieces?

[about five minutes later]

BBaloo

You should ask for some credentials!

[scoffs] Credentials? What do you want, a badge? The guy's a secret agent!

S1 E26 A Spy In The Ointment
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[after opening the "secret package"]

They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!

JJack

They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.

But why would a spy carry fishing worms?

JJack

I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.

[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!

JJack

Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?

BBaloo

[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!

Talk!

JJack

My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...

BBaloo

And you sent the wrong package.

JJack

She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...

We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!

S1 E26 A Spy In The Ointment
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BBaloo

[in Kit's body] Oh, clip my wings, what happened?

[in Baloo's body] I know what you mean, Baloo. Suddenly, I feel so…heavy.

BKBaloo/Kit

Li'l Britches, how…how did you get so big?

KBKit/Baloo

Hey!

BKBaloo/Kit

And ruggedly handsome.

KBKit/Baloo

Baloo, I'm you, and you're…me!

BKBaloo/Kit

Whoa! I've heard of going through a second childhood, but not somebody else's.

S1 E28 A Baloo Switcheroo
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BBaloo

That's my plane!

CClerk

According to this official stamp, it's a bird.

BBaloo

It's a plane!

CClerk

It's a bird!

BBaloo

It's a plane!

[sees a photo of the late Joe Magee] Who's that, Baloo? A friend of yours?

BBaloo

More than a friend, Kit. More like a guardian angel.

JMJoe Magee

[voice] Look around you, Baloo. You're free as a bird. The skies are yours.

S1 E35 The Old Man And The Sea Duck
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Now see what your lying got us into?!

BBaloo

You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!

Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!

BBaloo

Hey, this lady has potential!

You're both nuts...

S1 E36 War Of The Weirds
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Boy, she dies as good as you do!

BBaloo

Toldja she had potential!

S1 E36 War Of The Weirds
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