[When Captain William Stansbury walks in]
Well, now, who's the stiff?
You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.
A character in TaleSpin
Baloo Bear
TaleSpin · 184 quotes
Most-quoted character in TaleSpin: in 104 of its 184 quotes
Most scenes with: Kit Cloudkicker (25), Rebecca (24), Louie (11)
[When Captain William Stansbury walks in]
Well, now, who's the stiff?
You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.
You want us to sleep in that haunted house?
Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.
Have a little heart.
Have a little backbone.
Listen. You hear that?
I don't hear anything.
That's what I mean! We scared 'em off!
I hate this Kit. I hate it.
Calm down Baloo, We're almost to Louie's.
All right, everyone aboard. I hope the trip's not too roughy.
Baloo, that's enoughy- I mean enough.
Run! Run!
[panting] I'm running, I'm running!
[They reach the Sea Duck and Baloo yanks the door open.]
In! In!
I'm inning, I'm inning!
One thousand smackers for that overpriced piece of bacon?!
[panicking] Oh, no! You said the "b" word!
What, bacon?
[The hog goes berserk.]
The guy looked like a parking valet...
You should have asked for credentials!
[scoffs] Credentials? Like what, a badge? The guy parks cars! Anyway, I got your car back.
In how many pieces?
[about five minutes later]
You should ask for some credentials!
[scoffs] Credentials? What do you want, a badge? The guy's a secret agent!
[after opening the "secret package"]
They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!
They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.
But why would a spy carry fishing worms?
I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.
[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!
Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?
[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!
Talk!
My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...
And you sent the wrong package.
She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...
We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!
[in Kit's body] Oh, clip my wings, what happened?
[in Baloo's body] I know what you mean, Baloo. Suddenly, I feel so…heavy.
Li'l Britches, how…how did you get so big?
Hey!
And ruggedly handsome.
Baloo, I'm you, and you're…me!
Whoa! I've heard of going through a second childhood, but not somebody else's.
That's my plane!
According to this official stamp, it's a bird.
It's a plane!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
[sees a photo of the late Joe Magee] Who's that, Baloo? A friend of yours?
More than a friend, Kit. More like a guardian angel.
[voice] Look around you, Baloo. You're free as a bird. The skies are yours.
Now see what your lying got us into?!
You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!
Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!
Hey, this lady has potential!
You're both nuts...
Boy, she dies as good as you do!
Toldja she had potential!
She followed me home. Can I keep her?
Louie, ungag the purdy lady. She probably wants to thank me.
Hey! I saw her first! [Louie ungags Katie]
Put me down, you goon!
RebeccaSally Struthers · 41 quotes
Don KarnageJim Cummings · 34 quotes
Kit CloudkickerR.J. Williams · 34 quotes
WildcatPat Fraley · 13 quotes
LouieJim Cummings · 12 quotes
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