Baloo Bear quotes from TaleSpin

Wait, gentlemen! Do you have a reservation?

Oh, that's okay, I'm with him.

Louie

And I'm with him.

Well, so what do you want to do for the rest of our vacation?

Louie

Anything but treasure hunting, Baloo.

Right. And no more falling for pretty faces.

Psst. Excuse me. Did I hear you mention treasure hunting? It just so happens I have this map...

Ohh. What did I say?

Babyface Half Nelson!

Rebecca

Oh, don't be such a baby.

He's just a gangster.

Rebecca

He will be wearing stripes silly.

You're under arrest!

But I just subduted a criminal.

Wrong you subduted Officer Malarkey.

Kit Cloudkicker

Because you learned that little crimes are real crimes, too?

No, because it's too expensive.

[to Wildcat, while flying in the Sea Duck] I tell you, Wildcat, ever since we were kids, Ace was always good at getting two things: The glory and my goat! Oh, man, what I wouldn't give to see me bein' the hero and him hauling the freight! Just once!

Ace London

[over radio] Baloo, it's Ace! Wait up!

Well, speak of the devil! [sarcastically into radio] Aren't the shipping lanes a little slow for the fastest man on earth?

Ace London

You gotta give me your cargo right now, Baloo. That's an order!

Wildcat

Oh! Baloo, I got this sensational idea, that's like, in my head! [whispers] Let's use the secret engine!

Are you loco?! That things untested, secret, dangerous...! [chuckles] And absolutely perfect!

[holding onto the out of control jet engine, shouts to Wildcat] Shut it off!

Wildcat

I thought I did!

Well, do it again!

Wildcat

[to Baloo, after the jet engine suddenly stops] We're out of juice.

I figured.

Ace London

No! No, no, no! Wait! I'm the one who's supposed be famous, not him! [angrily pushes through the group of soldiers surrounding Baloo and Wildcat] He stole my engine!

Hey, whoa! Feather your props, Ace. I maybe a lowly cargo pilot, but I'm not a thief!

He's right sir! You must've loaded the wrong crate.

Shooting at civilians? Mishandling top secret property? I'll deal with you later, London! [pushes Ace away] Congratulations, son. This'll go in the history books.

Well, how about that?

You tested our jet for us. Now what can we do for you?

Well, I still have to deliver my pickles. But I got no plane.

Hmm... [points] why, he could fly the cargo for you, or his name's not...

Ace London!

Ace London

[snapping weakly] You got that right.

Don Karnage

It is this way, trust me!

Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!

Don Karnage

It's my job!

It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!

Don Karnage

One little slip-up... so shoot me!

I wish you hadn't said that!

If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easily? You were only outnumbered six to one.

That was your fault. You didn't tell me your plane had no guns. Imagine my surprise!

[sarcastically] Well, if I had known you needed them, I would have put some on for you!

That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted.

Wildcat

You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a plane in an hour.

Really?

Wildcat

Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long!

Now what are you really after, Karny?

Don Karnage

For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!

Louie

Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?

Don Karnage

My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!

Dumptruck

But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be-

Don Karnage

Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

Dumptruck

Err - sorry, captain!