Baloo Bear quotes from TaleSpin

Detective Thursday

I want the truth about those sky-written messages. Talk!

[Thinking he's talking about his bad spelling] All right. Okay. I confess. I'm the one you're looking for.

Detective Thursday

I knew it! How long as this been going on?

Since 3rd Grade. My teacher said I'd be sorry someday.

Detective Thursday

Started on the road to ruin young, eh?

Detective Thursday

Pathetic! I've never seen such awful grades in my life.

Hey! I passed recess with flying colors.

Look, I proved I'm a lousy speller. What more do you want? All I did was write a few messages for Mr. Weasel.

Detective Thursday

You know Weasel? Sneaky-looking guy in a bad suit, one of this town's biggest gangsters?

Yeah, yeah, and I can prove it. He dropped this. [shows Thursday the code book]

Detective Thursday

[looks through the book] Why, this is a book of secret codes.

Rebecca

Detective, I promise the next time Weasel shows up to give us another skywriting assignment, we'll refuse.

Detective Thursday

Negative. Now that we've got his code book, I want you to play along. You're working for us now, Baloo.

Here is the last message you'll ever need to sky-write: "Wait until dark".

Okay. But if I write if after dark, it'll be kinda hard to read.

So you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help and I thought-

Rebecca

What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?

Uh... Er... Um... Milly! Yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly.

Rebecca

Milly. That makes 23 sick aunts in the last six months.

Er... Well, you see... Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.

Rebecca

It's another treasure hunt, isn't it?

Kit

I don't suppose you have a knife?

Sorry, Kit, the closest thing I've got is a shoulder blade.

I found it! Of course, you were holding it at the time but you proved no match for Spigot, the might that makes right.

The only right you should worry about is mine. And my left too.

Louie

Hey, Baloo, ol' peluka. You want any backup?

Thanks, Louie, but this is between me and them.

Louie

What Baloo needs between him and them is about three inches of concrete.

[Disguised as a fakir, he bows] It's you! It's you, O you horrible shrunken beast of supernatural of nastiness!

What is the meaning of this?!

Are you speaking of Colonel Spigot?

Oh, no, round one. I am speaking to the other horrible shrunken of supernatural nastiness.

What you were doing wasn't safe.

Kit

Since when do you care about safe? Who flew two tons of dynamite through a hurricane?

You're named Baloo? I-

Okay. I surrender. Lock me up. I got nothing to live for anyway.

Huh?

You're not here about the parking tickets?

Rebecca

Baloo, you know how you've been thinking of ordering a lifetime subscription to Flyboy Magazine? Well, I'd go with a week to week if I were you?

Huh?

Rebecca

Er, I... Um... Let me try this another way. Remember how you said no birthday party will ever top last year's?

Yeah?

Rebecca

Well, I think you're right.

Becky, you're spinning your propeller but you're not getting anywhere. Now why don't you just spit it out?

Rebecca

Okay. Your doctor called. It's bad. The worst.

Are you saying I'm headed for the last takeoff? Taking the final nosedive? Parachuting without a parachute?

Rebecca

Yes, you're dying! [Bursts into tears]

If I do make it out, I'll go down in history like Wilbur and Orville, the Kitty Hawk Kids, Amelia Airhead, Oscar Wiggerstomper.

Rebecca

Who's Oscar Wiggerstomper?

See? He never did anything historic.

Run for your lives!

Louie

We are host to a ghost!

That hash house is haunted!

Louie

C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.

Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.

Rebecca

If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!