Survivor Series quotes

Bret's done it all here in Madison Square Garden except beat Steve Austin. He won the title here at WrestleMania X. I watched that on pay-per-view.

The Hitman Bret Hart has met his match, JR.

Oh, absolutely. You know what, I'll tell you something. I don't know... Austin... I don't know what they're going to... what are you going to do to beat this man. [Austin slaps the Million Dollar Dream onto Bret] Wait a minute, there's the Million Dollar Dream.

Yes, sleeper applied on Bret Hart. Let's see what the Hitman can do. [Bret kicks off of the top rope, toppling onto Austin. Referee Tim White counts to three] Unbelievable!

Here is your winner: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

[over Howard's announcement] Austin wouldn't let go of the hold! Austin didn't let go of the Million Dollar Dream, and it cost him the victory! Bret Hart countered Austin's own maneuver!

You wanna talk about someone who knows all the ropes. Well the Hitman, Bret Hart just taught Steve Austin a move and some of the ropes, the likes of which he's never ever seen before.

Why are so many people booing this kid? He's bigger, he's younger, he's stronger, better looking than the first guy that had that name. He's got just as much right to be called Razor Ramon as anybody else. I don't understand it. It's illogical. A big, strong, impressive young athlete.

[On Flash Funk's entrance] I've never seen yellow and red look so good here in the Garden.

[on Razor Ramon II and Diesel II] Okay, JR, these are your guys, they're your proteges!

I'm not their manager! You manage Vader. If I were managing these guys, they'd be doing a heck of... if I were managing Vader, he'd be doing better! He'd probably be the champion!

You couldn't manage a Wendy's!

I could if you lifted a tab.

Shawn Michaels said earlier that he would do anything to retain the title, and Sid proved he would do anything to take it.

Hello, all you maple leaf loving freaks! You're about to find out the true meaning of "southern justice". I see that "Steers n' Queers" have already made their way to the ring. Well, now all you real true-to-life Yankee bastards are gonna see what southern justice is all about. Blacktracks and Buttbangers, you are done for.

Hard shoulder block by Windham, the son of Blackjack Mulligan, knocking the rather... well, he's a little weird, ol' Phineas is, from Bitters, Arkansas.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't start already, JR. There's nothing weird about the guy just because he comes into the ring wearing a pair of overalls and... I don't know, he must sweat a lot. He's already soaking wet; the match has just started. But that doesn't make him weird.

Those three years in the third grade had nothing to do with that analogy, I guess.

Interestingly enough, King, only one member of Team Canada was born in Canada — that's Phil LaFon. The Bulldog's from Manchester, England; Doug Furnas from Commerce, Oklahoma; and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart from Reno, Nevada.

Don't ever let the facts get in the way of a good story, Ross. Who cares? This is Canada against the United States, and quite frankly, I'm a little bit ashamed of the team that we're fielding.

Vince, I'm gonna put you on the hot seat now—who's gonna win?

I don't know.

Owen Hart with a tremendous ovation in his home country, and Owen Hart...aw, look at this. What an act of bravery. Owen Hart, defending the Intercontinental Title, is bringing Team Canada with him.

Well, it takes that many guys to carry all of Owen Hart's awards — those Slammies, all the titles, those flags.

Yeah, Owen Hart has won a couple of Slammies, he's won two WWF Tag Titles, he's been the Intercontinental Champion twice. In some people's view, he is the real "Hitman" of the Hart family, because he almost put Shawn Michaels on the shelf with a kick to the back of the head, and we all know what he did to Stone Cold Steve Austin at SummerSlam.

And you know, let's face it. In actuality, the physicians have not cleared Stone Cold to wrestle. They probably never will again. He had to go...he had to sidetrack the physicians. He had to get this match OK'd...well, he had to okay it himself. He had to indemnify Vince McMahon and the World Wrestling Federation, tell them they wouldn't be sued if his career was ended, and that may be the biggest mistake Stone Cold's ever made in his life.

Austin again... [hits the Stone Cold Stunner on Owen Hart and covers him] OH AUSTIN! THE STUNNER! THE STONE COLD STUNNER! It's... [the referee counts three] YES!

No!

AUSTIN'S THE CHAMPION! STEVE AUSTIN IS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! [Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon attack, but Austin Stuns both] Wait a minute! Team Canada's back! Furnas, LaFon, Stunner for your trouble! The Rattlesnake did it!

...et nouveau Champion Intercontinental: Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Austin walks into hostile territory, and he comes away with the Intercontinental Championship, and now the fans seem to love him!

I told you these Canadians are idiots!

Ring the bell! Ring the fucking bell!

Tonight, the mystery opponent...to square off against Mankind. This legend, in the ranks of sports-entertainment, made his WWF debut in 1990. Over the course of the next six years, this charismatic superstar boasted a won-loss record that set new standards here in the WWF. Unfortunately, seeking more opposition of his own caliber, this natural athlete jumped ship to the "dubya-C-dubya" (WCW)...

Woah! Who is it?

...and after suffering a massive shoulder injury, this cornerstone of the World Wrestling Federation has been sidelined for the past two years. With his career on the line, he fought back with resilience, dreaming of this triumphant return to the ring here tonight. Therefore, without further ado, allow me to introduce to you. Currently, the coach of the Pasadena Chargers. The man...the myth...Duane Gill.

Who?

What...is he....?

Duane Gill? Wait a minute I know him, that's Duane Gill!

Well I'm not...he's...he's...he's got a video. McMahon has had a video prepared to Duane Gill, who has spent more time on the canvas than Rembrandt.

What? This is Mankind's mystery opponent? Handpicked by Mr. Vince McMahon?

Well, I tell you what...when McMahon told Mankind that... [pyro goes off] OH! I don't think Duane's quite used to getting pyro.

He's got pyro and it scared him!

I think that, I was informed just a second ago by our producers, that the Pasadena Chargers...is an elementary school football team. It's no as as if came...

Well don't hold that against him.

It's not as as if he came from the NFL or something.

Why don't you just listen to me a little more, JR? I've been doing this a few years, you know. I know what I'm talking about.

I watched you when I was a kid; I learned something every day.