Bobby Singer quotes from Supernatural

Rufus

I don't know, Bobby. I mean, you really wanna get stuck? Turn into some ghost?

Bobby

I know what I'm doing, Rufus.

Rufus

Yeah, yeah, you're thinking you can help those boys. But how many spirits you meet in their right mind? Some hunter's gonna cut you down.

Bobby

Whose side are you on?

Bobby... you've helped. You got handed a small, unremarkable life, and you did something with it. Most men like you die of liver disease, watching Barney Miller reruns. You've done enough. Believe me.

Bobby

I don't care.

Why?

Bobby

Because they're my boys.

Why do you always provoke him?

Because he's a bad kid, that's why.

Bobby

Well, that's a load of crap! Who the hell were you to say?

I'm your father, and you show your father respect.

Bobby

The day he deserves it, you drunken bully! Punching women and kids, is that what they called "fatherhood" in your day?!

Oh, you deserved it. Believe me, you were nothing but ungrateful.

Bobby

I was a kid! Kids ain't supposed to be grateful! They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart, you selfish dick! You died and I was still so afraid I'd turn into you, I never even had kids of my own!

Good. You break everything you touch.

Bobby

... uh-huh; well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes! So you can go to hell!

Sam

Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. His eyes are open.

Dean

Bobby?

Sam

Hey.

Dean

What – don't talk. Don't talk. A pen – I –

Dean

Here. Here, here, here. What is it?

Bobby

Idjits. [he dies]

This is your last chance to come with me, and move on. For your own good, Bobby, let go... they'll be okay without you.

Bobby

Last memory, huh? Glad I saved the best for last.

Dean

Alright scoot, jerkface, show your elders some respect.

Sam

You scoot, asshat. *tosses popcorn at Dean*

Dean

Did we get licorice?

Sam

No, we did not get licorice, we got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.

Dean

I'm sorry, I-I didn't quite understand that, uh Mr. Peanut Butter-and-Banana-Sandwiches?

Sam

You know what, I stand by that sandwich! Nobody likes licorice, it-it's made of dirt!

Dean

It is a classic movie food! It's right up there with popcorn!

Sam

Popcorn, really?

Dean

Yes!

Sam

You're outta your mind!

Dean

What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven!

Sam

Chewy pieces of heaven if you're a girl!

Bobby

[watches as Dean and Sam fade away]

Well, Bobby? Stay or go, what's it gonna be?

Bobby

Hey boys.

Dean

[hoarsely] Bobby?

Bobby

[surprised] wait...you can see me?

Sam

You knew somehow, right?

Bobby

Took a chance. 50/50

Bobby

What the hell is this?

Sam

All right, don't get all pissed off. Purgatory.

Bobby

Balls!

Bobby

Dean spent a year in this place?

Sam

Running and fighting, all day, every day.

Bobby

Must have been hell on you not being able to get him out all that time. You did try?

Sam

Look, Bobby, Dean and I had an agreement, okay?

Bobby

I know that agreement. I taught you that agreement. That's a non-agreement. I get the feeling a lot must have happened while I was gone.

Bobby

If, uh, I’m understanding right, you got to get the Mark of Cain off Dean before it turns him back into a demon?

Sam

Pretty much, yeah.

Bobby

So, just another day at the office for you boys, huh?

Bobby

Hey, Sam? Remember when this job was just.. chopping up some fang and tossing back a cold one?

Sam

Yeah.. I miss that.

Excuse me! What are you gentlemen here for?

Bobby

FBI, ma'am. Special Agent Riggs, my partner Special Agent Murtaugh, we're on official FBI business, nothing to worry about.

Well, I'm in charge of the neighborhood watch here sir, I would like to know what this official business is you're here about.

Rufus

It's officially none of your damn business, ma'am.

Bobby

Were you ever nice?

Rufus

1985. Worst year of my life.

Rufus

Wait, what, my turn? Yo, Bobby. Read my lips, Bobby: I cannot help you, alright? It is Sabbath.

Bobby

It's after sundown, so get to diggin'.

Dean

There's a case down in Goodlettsville, Tennessee. Bobby had a call from another hunter, a guy named Harvey. He was hunting a case, house was rumored to be chock full of poltergeists. But he couldn't find the bones to burn, so he calls Bobby for backup. Bobby high-tails it down there, he goes into the house, buckshots, guns blazin'—

Rufus

No, no, no, no, no! Do not tell me how you tell it. Tell me how it really happened.

Bobby

I stepped one foot inside that house, and filled my drawers. You could feel the badness, Rufus. I found Harv on the floor, in a coma. I tried to help, but he looked like he'd been there for days. And then I heard footsteps. I was trapped. But I had this old Celtic sigil. Sort of a 'break glass in case of emergency' sort of thing. Supposed to trap monsters, but to be honest, the damn thing never worked before. But it was all I had, so I started. And this house is bad juju, it just got a hell of a lot worse. Then I finished the sigil, and once I did, the house went back to normal.

Dean

What memory is this?

Bobby

It ain't, ya idjit!