Castiel quotes from Supernatural

Castiel

If we attack Dick and fail, then you and Sam die heroically, correct?

Dean

I don't know. I guess.

Castiel

And at best, I die trying to fix my own stupid mistake. Or... I don't die – I'm brought back again. I see now. It's a punishment resurrection. It's worse every time.

Castiel

I'm not good luck, Dean.

Dean

Yeah, but you know what? Bottom of the ninth and you're the only guy left on the bench... Sorry, but I'd rather have you. Cursed or not. And anyway nut up, alright? We're All cursed. I seem like good luck to you?

Dean

What?

Castiel

Well.. I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I detect a note of forgiveness.

Dean

Yeah well, I'm probably gonna die tomorrow so... [Dean makes a face as if to say why not]

Castiel

Well, I'll go with you. [Dean looks at Cass] And I'll do my best.

Castiel

Wake up. [Dean opens his eyes and sits up.] Good. We need to get out of here.

Dean

[Standing up] Where are we?

Castiel

You don't know?

Dean

Last I remember, we ganked Dick.

Castiel

And where would he go in death?

Dean

Wait. Are you telling me...?

Castiel

Every soul here is a monster. [There is a rustling in the trees.] This is where they come to prey upon each other for all eternity.

Dean

We're in Purgatory? How do we get out?

Castiel

I'm afraid we're much more likely to be ripped to shreds.

Dean

[Turns and sees two large creatures with red eyes watching him.] Cass, I think we better – [Castiel has disappeared.] Cass?

Castiel

It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?

Benny

And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?

Castiel

I am not your aunt.

Benny

What? Really?

Castiel

I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.

Benny

Now you're kidding me.

Dean

Oh, you two are killing me.

Dean

What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.

Benny

Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.

Castiel

Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...

Dean

Yes. Thank you, Cass.

Dean

What's the word, Cass?

Castiel

It's a shortened version of my name.

Dean

Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?

Castiel

[Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent. [Castiel leans over and sniffs the body] Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... [sniffs] what is that... [He smells the body again] bladder infection.

Dean

Cass. Stop smelling the dead guy.

Castiel

[to Dean quietly] I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.

Castiel

Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I-I really don't. But, I-I do have just one question for you. [He suddenly slams his hand on the table top and everyone jumps] Castiel: WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?!

Dean

Agent Stills.. A word, please.

Castiel

[Moves over to Dean] What? I was being bad cop.

Dean Winchester

You were being bad everything!

Dean

She's right, you know. I mean, the whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.

Castiel

So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?

Dean

Cass, you gonna book a room or what?

Castiel

No, I'll stay here.

Dean

Oh, okay.. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party, you can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?

Castiel

I don't sleep.

Dean

Okay.. Well, I need my four hours. So-

Castiel

I'll watch over you.

Dean

That's not gonna happen.

Dean

All right, well, let's gear up. It's wabbit season.

Castiel

I don't think you pronounced that correctly.

Dean

Cass. Let's go.

Castiel

[interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him.

Dean

Now.

Castiel

Hey, I'm not through with you.

[behind Castiel's back] Dumbass!

Meg

Why are you so sweet at me Clarence?

Castiel

I don't know. And I still don't know who Clarence is.

Where is the angel tablet, Castiel?

Castiel

In the words of a... good friend, bite me.

Oh, we'll bite. Don't worry.

Castiel

I like this bunker. It's orderly.

Sam

Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.

Castiel

I've heard of that. It's a game, right?