Castiel quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.

Castiel

[Looking shocked and surprised] In your what?

Castiel

Where's the pie?

I think we're out.

Castiel

You don't understand... [Grabs the attendant] I. NEED. PIE!

Cool coat.

Castiel

No, it's actually quite warm.

Cute and funny--okay.

Castiel

What was He like?

Metatron

Who? (looks up) God? Pretty much what you'd expect, really. Gruff, larger than life, bit of a sexist, but fair! Eminently fair. (looks at Castiel firmly) The Nephilim was a monster, Castiel.

Castiel

...and the next Trial?

Metatron

(points across road) Across the street. His name's Dwight Charles. I've bee listening in on the angel radio. Cupid's frequency actually. And he is the next on their list.

Castiel

A list?

Metatron

To do the horizontal mumbo. Slap-buddies. (Castiel is confused) To find love! He is going to be zinged by Cupid's arrow within twenty-four hours, which is good for us, because the Second Trial is retrieving Cupid's Bow.

Castiel

No killing?

Metatron

No killing.

Dean

Where does hedonism come into it?

Castiel

Well, my time with April was very educational.

Sam

Yeah. I mean, I would think being killed is something. [Chuckles]

Castiel

And having sex.

Dean

[Dean chokes on his food. Sam and Dean look surprised] You had sex with April?

Sam

Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.

Dean

[to Sam] Shh

Castiel

[nods]

Dean

[Chuckles] So..Did you have protection?

Castiel

I had my angel blade.

Dean

oh- [turns to Sam] Oh, he had the angel blade.

Hey, Steve? I found this in the supply closet. (She holds up a plastic bag) Do you know whose it is?

Castiel

Um... (comes down from the ladder) That's mine. Thanks.

I also found a rolled-up sleeping bag behind the tool locker.

Castiel

Yes, (thinking fast) I wanted to be thorough with inventory, so I worked late last week, and taking a nap here was easier than going back home to my bed. Which I-I have, of course – a bed...and a home.

Dean

Wow. So you went from fighting … heavenly battles to nuking taquitos?

Castiel

(nodding) Nachos too.

Castiel

Didn't you say Sam was healed by an angel named Ezekiel?

Dean

Uh... Yeah, why?

Castiel

Ezekiel is dead.

Dean

What?

Castiel

He died when the angels fell.

Castiel

Dean. If the angel possessing Sam isn't Ezekiel, then who is it?

Dean

A dead man walking.

Castiel

What, you're gonna destroy him?

Dean

Damn right.

Castiel

You kill an angel, its vessel dies, too.

Dean

Think I don't know that? If I don't end Sam and that halo burns him out and I... God, I was so damn stupid.

Castiel

You were stupid for the right reasons.

Dean

Yeah, like that matters.

Castiel

It does. Sometimes that's all that matters.

Dean

Yeah, I got played.

Castiel

I thought I was saving Heaven. I got played, too.

Dean

So you're sayin' we're both a couple of dumbasses?

Castiel

I prefer the word "trusting." Less dumb. Less ass.

Castiel

I enjoyed the taste of food -- particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling.

Sam

So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J?

Castiel

No, I-I taste every molecule.

Sam

Not the sum of its parts, huh?

Castiel

It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. [looks longingly at the sandwich] I miss you, PB and J.

Sam

What?

Castiel

Nothing.

Sam

You're a terrible liar.

Castiel

That is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother.

Sam

Well, they didn't have a guinea pig, but we do.

Castiel

[looks up very confused] You have a guinea pig? Where?

Sam

Me, Cas. I'm the guinea pig.

Sam

[weakly] Keep going.

Castiel

Why?

Sam

We -- we -- we have to find Gadreel.

Castiel

[starts to remove the needle] No. Why must the Winchesters run toward death?

Sam

[Stopping Cas] No, don't. Don't. Don't stop.

Castiel

Sam, when I was human, I died, and that showed me that life is precious, and it must be protected at all costs, even a life as... as pig-headed as a Winchester's.

Sam

[Softly] My life's not worth any more than anyone else's... not yours or Dean's...or Kevin's. Please. Please, help me do one thing right.

Castiel

Sam, I want Gadreel to pay as much as you do..

Castiel

I mean, I can relate now to how you feel.

Sam

What are you talking about?

Castiel

The only person who has screwed things up more consistently than you...is me. And now I know what that guilt feels like. And I know what it... I know what it means to feel sorry, Sam. I am sorry.

Sam

I know.

Castiel

You know, old me... I would've have just kept going. I would've jammed that needle in deeper until you died because the ends always justified the means. But what I went though... Well, that PB and J taught me that angels can change, so... who knows? Maybe Winchesters can, too.