Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

The scarecrow climbed off its cross?

Dean

I'm telling you, Burkitsville, Indiana: Fun Town.

Dean

How'd you get here?

Sam

I, uh, stole a car.

Dean

[laughs] That's my boy!

Dean

So, I drop you off somewhere?

Sam

No, I think you're stuck with me.

Dean

What made you change your mind?

Sam

I didn't. I still want to find Dad... and you're still a pain in the ass. But Jess and Mom... they're both gone. Dad is God-knows-where. You and me. We're all that's left. So, uh, if we're gonna see this through... we're gonna do it together.

Dean

Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

Sam

You should be kissing my ass; you were dead meat, dude.

Dean

Yeah, right. I had a plan; I'd have gotten out.

Sam

Right.

Dean

Have you ever actually watched daytime T.V.? It's terrible.

Sam

[sighs] I talked to your doctor.

Dean

That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.

Sam

Dean.

Dean

Yeah, alright. Well, it looks like you're going to leave town without me.

Sam

What are you talking about? I'm not going to leave you here.

Dean

Hey, you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass.

Sam

I don't think that's funny.

Dean

Ah, come on. It's a little funny. [pause] Look, Sammy, what can I say, man? It's a dangerous gig. I drew the short straw. That's it, end of story.

Sam

Don't talk like that, alright. We still have options.

Dean

What options? You got burial or cremation. I know it's not easy, but I'm gonna die and you can't stop it.

Sam

Watch me.

Dean

You're not gonna let me die in peace, are you?

Sam

I'm not gonna let you die, period! We're going!

Sam

You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?

Dean

Am I speaking a language you're not getting here?

Sam

You told her?! You told her?! The secret? Our big family rule number one: we do what we do and we shut our mouths about it? For a year and a half, I do nothing but lie to Jessica and you go out with this chick in Ohio a couple of times and you tell her everything? [Dean is silent] Dean!

Dean

Yeah! Looks like...

Sam

And you think this vanishing truck ran him off the road?

[embarrassed] When you say it aloud like that. Listen, I'm a little skeptical about this... ghost stuff, or whatever it is you guys are into.

Dean

[chuckling] Skeptical. Yeah, if I remember, you said it was nuts.

Sam

Oh, and you might also want to mention that other thing.

Dean

What other thing?

Sam

The serious unfinished business. Dean, what is going on between you two?

Dean

Alright, so maybe we were a little bit more involved than I said.

Sam

Oh, okay.

Dean

Okay, a lot more. Maybe. And I told her the secret about what we do, and I shouldn't have.

Sam

No, look, man, everybody's gotta open up to someone, sometime.

Dean

Yeah, I don't. It was stupid to get that close, and look how it ended. Would you stop? Blink or something.

Sam

You loved her.

Dean

Oh, God.

Sam

You were in love with her, but you dumped her. Oh, wow. She dumped you.

Dean

Get in the car.

Dean

So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

Sam

Occasionally I miss boring.

Dean

Alright, so this killer truck...

Sam

I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck".

Sam

Well, I know one thing I have in common with these people.

Dean

What's that?

Sam

Both our families are cursed.

Dean

Our family's not cursed. We just... had our dark spots.

Sam

[chuckles] Our dark spots are pretty dark.

Dean

You're... dark.

Sam

We're not gonna kill Max.

Dean

Then what? I hand him over to the cops and say, "Lock him up, officer; he kills with the power of his mind."

Sam

Well, I'll tell you one thing. We're lucky we had Dad.

Dean

I never thought I'd hear you say that.

Sam

Well, he could've gone a whole 'nother way after Mom. A little more tequila, a little less demon-hunting, and we would've had Max's childhood. All things considered, we turned out okay — thanks to him.

Dean

All things considered.

Sam

Aren't you worried, man; aren't you worried that I could turn into Max or something?

Dean

Nope. No way. You know why?

Sam

No. Why?

Dean

'Cause you've got one advantage that Max didn't have.

Sam

Dad? Because Dad's not here, Dean.

Dean

No. Me. [smiles] As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.

Sam

Where?

Dean

Vegas. [Sam 'harrumphs', walks out] What? Come on, man! Craps table? We'd clean up!

Dean

Don't ever do that again.

Sam

Do what?

Dean

Go missing like that.

Sam

You were worried about me!

Dean

All I'm saying, you vanish like that again, I'm not looking for you.

Sam

Sure you won't.

Dean

I'm not.

Sam

So, you got sidelined by a thirteen-year-old girl, huh?

Dean

Oh, shut up.

Sam

I'm just saying, getting a little rusty there, kiddo?

Dean

Shut up!