Dean and Sam in “Unfinished Business”

Dean

Have you ever actually watched daytime T.V.? It's terrible.

Sam

[sighs] I talked to your doctor.

Dean

That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.

Sam

Dean.

Dean

Yeah, alright. Well, it looks like you're going to leave town without me.

Sam

What are you talking about? I'm not going to leave you here.

Dean

Hey, you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass.

Sam

I don't think that's funny.

Dean

Ah, come on. It's a little funny. [pause] Look, Sammy, what can I say, man? It's a dangerous gig. I drew the short straw. That's it, end of story.

Sam

Don't talk like that, alright. We still have options.

Dean

What options? You got burial or cremation. I know it's not easy, but I'm gonna die and you can't stop it.

Sam

Watch me.