Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

I talked to the bartender.

Sam

Did you get anything.... besides her number?

Dean

Dude, I'm a professional. I'm offended that you would think that. [smiles and chuckles as he displays a napkin with her phone number] ...All right.

Sam

You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?

Sam

Look, I'm just saying, that there's something about this girl that I can't quite put my finger on.

Dean

But I bet you'd like to. Maybe she's not a suspect, maybe... maybe you've got a thing for her, huh? Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?

Dean

What are you gonna do?

Sam

I'm gonna watch Meg.

Dean

[laughing] Yeah, you are.

Sam

I just wanna see what's what. Better safe than sorry.

Dean

All right, you little pervert.

Sam

Dude.

Dean

I'm goin', I'm goin'.

Dean

You wanna go back to school?

Sam

Yeah, once we're done with the huntin' the thing.

Dean

Huh.

Sam

Why, is there somethin' wrong with that?

Dean

No. No, it's, uh, great. Good for you.

Sam

I mean, what are you gonna do when it's all over?

Dean

It's never gonna be over. There's gonna be others. There's always gonna be somethin' to hunt.

Sam

But there's got to be somethin' that you want for yourself—

Dean

Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this thing's over, Sam.

Sam

Dude, what's your problem?

Dean

Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? I mean, why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?

Sam

'Cause Dad was in trouble. 'Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.

Dean

Yes, that; but it's more than that, man. You, me, and Dad. I want us to be... be together again. To be a family again.

Sam

Dean. We are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.

Dean

Could be.

Sam

I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this life forever. Dean, when this is all over, you're gonna have to let me go my own way.

Dean

Hey, Sam...?

Sam

Hmm?

Dean

Next time you want to get laid... find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?

Dean

Oh, what's the matter, Sammy, you afraid you gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh?

Sam

All right. Just remember, you started it.

Dean

Oh, bring it on, baldy.

Sam

And after his time, too. The reversed cross has been used by Satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the sixties.

Dean

[looks at Sam strangely] This is exactly why you never get laid.

Dean

What happened?

Couple of cops say that poor girl hung herself in the house.

Sam

Suicide?

Yeah. But she was a straight-A student. And a full ride to UT, too. It just don't make sense. [walks off]

Sam

What are you thinking?

Dean

I'm think maybe we missed something.

Dean

[laughing] Wow.

Sam

I have a confession to make.

Dean

What's that?

Sam

I, uh, I was the one who called them and told them I was a producer. [both laugh]

Dean

Well, I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat.

Sam

Truce?

Dean

Yeah, truce... at least for the next hundred miles.

Dean

Well, maybe he's gonna meet us there.

Sam

[scoffs] Yeah, 'cause he's been so easy to find up to this point.

Dean

You're a real smartass, you know that? [pauses] Don't worry, I'm sure there's something in Fitchberg worth killing.

Sam

Yeah? What makes you so sure?

Dean

Because I'm the oldest... which means I'm always right.

Sam

No, it doesn't.

Dean

Yeah, it totally does.

Sam

I'm surprised you didn't draw on him right there.

Dean

Yeah, well, first of all, I'm not gonna open fire in a freakin' pediatrics ward.

Sam

Good call.

Dean

Second, it wouldn't have done any good 'cause the bastard's bullet-proof unless he's chowing down on something; and, third, I wasn't packing, which is probably a really good thing, 'cause I probably would have just burned a clip in him on principle alone.

Sam

Getting wise in your old age, Dean.

Sam

Hey, Dean, I'm sorry.

Dean

[looks confused] For what?

Sam

You know. I know I've given you a lot of crap for always following Dad's orders. But I know why you do it.

Dean

Oh, God... kill me now.

Sam

It's too bad.

Dean

No, they'll be fine.

Sam

It's not what I meant. I meant Michael. [pauses] He'll always know that there are things out there in the dark. He'll never be the same, you know? Sometimes I wish that...

Dean

What?

Sam

I wish I could have that kind of innocence.

Dean

[pauses] If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

Dean

[about Sarah Blake] Alright, you like her; she likes you. You're both consenting adults.

Sam

What's the point, Dean? We'll just leave! We always leave.

Dean

Well, I'm not talking about marriage, Sam.

Sam

You know what, I don't get it. What do you care if I hook up?

Dean

'Cause then maybe you wouldn't be so cranky all the time. You know, seriously, Sam, this isn't about just hooking up, okay? I mean, I—I think that this Sarah girl could be good for you. And I don't mean any disrespect, but I'm—I'm sure that this is about Jessica, right? Now, I don't know what it's like to lose somebody like that, but I would think that she would want you to be happy; God forbid, have fun once in a while. Wouldn't she?

Sam

Yeah, I know she would. Yeah, you're right — part of this is about Jessica, but not the main part.

Dean

What's it about? [Sam is silent] Yeah, alright.

Sam

Sarah, you saw that painting move.

No, no I—I was seeing things. It's impossible.

Dean

Yeah, well, welcome to our world.